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If only they could talk: the psychics who know what your pet is thinking
The Guardian ^ | Tue 20 Nov 2018 10.36 EST | Arwa Mahdawi

Posted on 11/21/2018 7:33:08 AM PST by BenLurkin

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1 posted on 11/21/2018 7:33:08 AM PST by BenLurkin
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She charges $100 for a half-hour session and has no shortage of customers.

Can I train for this at community college? Because the field looks wide open.

2 posted on 11/21/2018 7:35:42 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (Every time a lefty cries "racism", a Trump voter gets his wings.)
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She's barking mad ...

Apparently, that's a professional asset in these demented times.

3 posted on 11/21/2018 7:38:22 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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“Scratch my belly.”

There. That’ll be $100 please.


4 posted on 11/21/2018 7:40:43 AM PST by Obadiah
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She charges $100 for a half-hour session and has no shortage of customers.

P.T. Barnum was right!

5 posted on 11/21/2018 7:42:41 AM PST by pgkdan (The Silent Majority STILL Stands With TRUMP! WWG1WGA)
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I don’t need to spend a dime on a dog psychic . . . I always know what my dog is thinking . . . “I’m hungry.”


6 posted on 11/21/2018 7:46:05 AM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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My cat read this article and says anyone named Plotzker needs to stfu.


7 posted on 11/21/2018 7:46:40 AM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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I usually know what our cat is thinking, but it has taken years. Usually it is something about what I can do for him at that particular moment, involving scratching, petting, food, or playing. Sometimes it is about picking him up or sitting so he can get on my lap.


8 posted on 11/21/2018 7:47:05 AM PST by NEMDF
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Gotta have the right persona...

9 posted on 11/21/2018 7:47:28 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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>>(She promptly lost some of my newly won confidence, however, when she went on to say Rascal is very fond of the color blue “because blue is for boys” – clearly I would never raise a dog to have such gender-normative views.)

And the reporterette decides to race the "animal psychic" to Crazytown.

10 posted on 11/21/2018 7:48:18 AM PST by vikingd00d (chown -R us ~u/base)
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“A sucker is born every minute.” lives on...


11 posted on 11/21/2018 7:50:22 AM PST by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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12 posted on 11/21/2018 7:50:46 AM PST by Michael.SF. (California: knowingly give someone aids: misdemeanor. Give them a straw, go to jail.)
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To: pgkdan

P.T. Barnum was right!

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For sure.


13 posted on 11/21/2018 7:51:19 AM PST by laplata (The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: pgkdan
P.T. Barnum was right!

As he says himself, in song and dance:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UWUhk_pdSeE

14 posted on 11/21/2018 7:52:30 AM PST by Simon Green ("Arm your daughter, sir, and pay no attention to petty bureaucrats.”)
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15 posted on 11/21/2018 7:53:43 AM PST by C210N (Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
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the more i see of people the more i like dogs...~wc fields, i think...

GyG@PlanetWTF?
Semper TRUMP.45!
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16 posted on 11/21/2018 7:53:56 AM PST by gunnyg ("A Constitution changed from Freedom, can never be restored; Liberty, once lost, is lost forever...)
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I prefer to use google translate.

17 posted on 11/21/2018 8:00:45 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Leave the job, leave the clearance. It should be the same rule for the Swamp as for everyone else.)
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Yes, she also speaks to dead animals.

I speak to dead animals also, though it is typically in short phrases such as; 'tasty!' or 'that looks like a good medium rare.'
18 posted on 11/21/2018 8:02:03 AM PST by posterchild (anti-science: thinking a fetus is distinct from a tumor and sex is determined by chromosomes)
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“It just sort of happened.”

Magically, dollar signs appeared in her head.


19 posted on 11/21/2018 8:03:01 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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“Food. Food. Fooooood. Foo...SQUIRREL!!! ..........food. food. food.”


20 posted on 11/21/2018 8:03:15 AM PST by wbill
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