If only they could talk: the psychics who know what your pet is thinking

The Guardian ^ | Tue 20 Nov 2018 10.36 EST | Arwa Mahdawi

[DaiHuy]

My dogs know when I am supposed to be home from work. If perchance I am not on time they become very agitated and run from door to door looking for me.

[bgill]

One of the cats just jumped on the desk and is staring at me. Treats! Give me treats!

[mabarker1]

spfl

[rlmorel]

What a great cartoonist...I have the bound set of his works!

[allwrong57]

My dog is a Malinois. If it’s someone she doesn’t know, she’s thinking about how much fun it would be to latch onto his arm.

[mabarker1]

[I want the USA back]

I can communicate with the fleas on your dog. For $100 an hour I’ll tell them to find another dog.

[a fool in paradise]

Go away
But feed me
Where did you go
What was that sound
Let me outside
I want in
Where did you go just now

[mabarker1]

Our 2 Girls sit on the couch in the office looking out the window waiting for the Truck to turn the corner.

Sometimes We come in from the other direction just to sneak up on them.

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[Pajamajan]

This will be my next career move.

[Right Wing Assault]

My dog thinks eleven things and I can read his mind always: play, walk, chase, I wanna bark, stare, eat, piss, poop, sleep, uh-oh I'm guilty, and yes, scratch me.

[mabarker1]

(as I’m walking to the table for dinner)

“Dad, You did make a plate for Yourself, Right ? I sure hope so because if it tastes like it smells You’re going to be really sorry. Are you going to pull the chair out for Me ?”

[Yaelle]

Omg. One of my past best friends does this. She makes a fortune. She is even worse than just sensing a current pet’s feelings. She will speak for the deceased pet from the beyond. Just bring a photo of the dead pet. She travels the world and makes a ton of money.

I can’t roll my eyes back into my head far enough. She never had “these gifts” when we were buddies. Nice scam.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Sheesh I can do this.

Scrichies!

Food!

Clean my box!

Bring me that bird.

Where is my toy?

Catnip!

My Chair!

[ealgeone]

If psychics were worth a dime they’d hit the lottery every time, never lose at blackjack and never catch a red light.

[Rinnwald]

It's usually not good if a dog starts talking to you.

[ravenwolf]

No sir, no intelligence found on planet earth.

[Berlin_Freeper]

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