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Seniors going to Seed
email from a friend | 1/8/2019 | unknown

Posted on 01/08/2019 9:18:12 AM PST by sodpoodle

Two little old ladies, Gladys & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Gladys, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!

''You're on!' said Evelyn, holding up a $10.00 bill.

So Gladys slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Glayds came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

What happened?' asked Evelyn.

'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement!''


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God bless the Golden Years.

1 posted on 01/08/2019 9:18:12 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle
When I was younger, every time I was at a wedding one of my older relatives would elbow me and say "You're next".

I now do that same thing when I see them at a funeral.

2 posted on 01/08/2019 9:30:16 AM PST by red-dawg (Climate change caused the end of the Ice Age. Did man play a part in it?)
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To: sodpoodle

Told to me by an old guy I worked with back in the day. Alleged to be true:

In the Model T days, when you got gas, the attendant would often sweep out the car with a whisk broom as a service. An elderly woman pulled in one day, and asked to use the restroom. The attendant, being very hard of hearing, thought she said “whisk broom”. He replied they didn’t have one, but if she’d back it up over there he’d blow it out with the air hose.


3 posted on 01/08/2019 9:39:10 AM PST by bk1000 (I stand with Trump)
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Hillarious! Actually DID make LOL!


4 posted on 01/08/2019 10:19:58 AM PST by Terry Mross (I)
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To: red-dawg

As a famous Yogi once said,” Always go to
your friends funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”.

Also,” If you don’t know where you’re going, you might
end up someplace else”.


5 posted on 01/08/2019 10:25:32 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: sodpoodle

What’s better than your roses on my piano?

Your tulips on my organ...


6 posted on 01/08/2019 10:40:39 AM PST by BBB333 (The Power Of Trump Compels You!)
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Old Mrs Drucker decides to surprise Mr Drucker when he gets home by being naked in the living room. He walks in and she says “What do you think if this hot little thing?”. He said “I don’t know. Take it out of that bag”.


7 posted on 01/08/2019 10:47:15 AM PST by AppyPappy (How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?)
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To: bk1000

LOL


8 posted on 01/08/2019 10:48:07 AM PST by Rusty0604
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To: AppyPappy

Ouch!


9 posted on 01/08/2019 11:16:17 AM PST by BBB333 (The Power Of Trump Compels You!)
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