I know. I'm a lawyer.
You're thinking of a baritone.
Posted on 02/09/2019 5:15:32 PM PST by blueunicorn6
Pistol Packin Mama!
I remember that song!
Lay your pistol down, Ma, la la la la something.
Yeah, I couldn’t remember Georgie Girl, either.
Thanks!
Why are you just BlueUnicorn 6? Why not 1 or at least 2?
Ping
This guy is pretty good, Laz. I think he’s gonna go places.
I’m up here in Ontario, Canada. I WISH I lived in Denver!
That is an excellent question!
My first unit in the Army was The Sixth United States Cavalry.
That’s how I got the “6”.
Our Distinctive Unit Insignia is a blue unicorn.
That’s how I got “blueunicorn”.
The unicorn is “in a rampant stance” which basically means that he looks mad.
Or, like he’s showing off for a lady unicorn.
Whatever.
I rode the great steel beasts.
And no, I’m not talking about the women on The View.
Tanks. I rode tanks.
Not even a blind man would ride Joy Behar, and by golly, I can still see!
Can’t hear worth a damn.
Especially when my wife wants me to do something.
I hope this answers your question.
If not, well, what the heck were you doing asking me a question? Do I look like somebody who would know anything?
Oh.
How’s the orange crop looking this year?
lol not good, blue, not good at all.
I know. I'm a lawyer.
You're thinking of a baritone.
Well, let’s just try to keep a positive attitude!
Let’s all sing that great song from the award winning musical ”Annie” entitled “Tomorrow!”
The sun will come out tomorrow, la la la la la tomorrow.
Yeah, I can’t remember this song, either.
Three up.....three down.
Well, I’m not going to argue with a lawyer.
You guys know all those fancy legal terms and stuff.
Like “stare dececis” which is Latin for “starry the seesus” or something like that.
No, Mom didn’t raise any fool to go around arguing with lawyers.
You guys are tricky.
But, you are wrong.
I was thinking of a trombone.
Holy crap that was funny...I think I’ll copy it and email it to my brudder.
That’s all I can remember too! The first 4 words I remember perfectly. So, Blue Unicorn, Do u remember the one about the Little Blue man?
“Winter Wheat: A Tricky Name Or Do You Have To Put Skis On The Tractor?”
Well - I’m stealing it for a country-western song.
That's IT!
We're all "serving as a policy advisor to the President" here, and I'm happy to do it for free!
-PJ
Very informative! Tanks for your service!
That was fantastic, that was talent.
Well if we should ever meet, let me buy you a drink, something fruity and colorful....like a Coors Light garnished with a tiny paper umbrella.
keep up the good work!
LOL Most fun thread this week.
I always have a problem distinguishing the difference between barristers and solicitors
Oh oh.
Another question.
Let’s see.....a little blue man......
Stairway To Heaven?
Ummmmm.....
Eat That Rat?
..........................
Love Theme From Jonathan Livingston Seagull?
You have managed to stump the chump, too.
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