Posted on 03/05/2019 7:42:28 AM PST by xzins
HELL—In a statement offered to reporters during a 15-minute recess from hell, dictator and mass murderer Joseph Stalin announced he now identifies as a strong woman of color in order to deflect criticism away from his socialist policies that killed millions.
"I now identify as a strong woman of color, and a lot of men simply can't handle that," Stalin said, sassily snapping his fingers in a "Z" formation. "It drives them crazy to know that a strong woman of color such as myself can wield so much power." Stalin stated that white men simply feel threatened by his accomplishments and can't possibly have any legitimate criticisms of his policies, including a centralized economy that led to mass starvations, a brutal police state, genocide, and government control over every area of citizens' lives.
Millions of people quickly apologized to Stalin after the announcement was made.
"If we had known that Stalin was a strong POC, we wouldn't have distanced ourselves from his policies," said one moderate Democrat in New York. "It is always wrong to criticize a woman, especially a minority woman, no matter how repulsive her ideas and how many people's lives they would destroy."
Need I say this is satire?
One would think it’s obvious, but...THIS IS SATIRE.
HAHAHAHAHA
Made me laugh, too.
AOC!
I wonder how many Americans can be convinced this is real.
On section thought, no i don’t.
Just when I thought Stalin couldn’t get any worse he goes and joins the ranks of gender fluid.
It could have been posted in the Onion, quoting the Bee, and dancing around in a pink tutu with a sash declaring that this is satire and way too many people wouldn’t get it.
Humorous aside, some time ago a fellow relTed that back in the day the radio stations in Toledo would send a reporter up to Hell just so they could report that Toledo was hotter than Hell.
“RelTed”?
Related!
I hate typos!
Would love to see the tutud (or is that tutu’d) Stalin in pink.
Wait, is this satire? Cause if it is, I wish someone would point it out.
Well, this classic Bloom County comic strip has Tip O’Neil in a tutu ...
https://www.gocomics.com/bloomcounty/2018/06/26
Have you noticed when liberals say, “Human Rights” they’re ONLY referring to the ‘rights’ of people who are members of their democrat victim groups?
And while that should be satire - it’s not...
Oh my goodness. Funny stuff.
Lol!
I will report myself to the authorities for not properly labeling a not so obvious satire about Stalin transgenderracing in hell.
This one was too close to truth & reality for most to ascertain that it was satire.
It’s only funny because it’s SO close to home! :)
Exactly!
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