Posted on 03/06/2019 12:35:15 PM PST by Beave Meister
A billionaire diamond trader has died during a penis enlargement operation at a posh Parisian clinic, it was reported.
Ehud Arye Laniado died at the age of 65 in the clinic of an unnamed plastic surgeon on the Avenue des Champs-Elysees in the French capital.
According to local media, complications during surgery proved fatal for the Belgian-Israeli dual national and he suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis.
The billionaire, whose exact fortune is not publicly known, got in trouble with the authorities in 2013.
He faced claim for 4 billion British pounds (approx. $5.2 billion) from the Belgian authorities for tax evasion on diamonds illegally imported from Congo and Angola, Belgian’s GVA reported.
Laniado reportedly prevented a tax evasion trial by agreeing to pay 137.7 pounds.
However, the Belgian customs office suspected him of lying or giving incomplete information about some of the diamonds imported from Angola and Congo and still claimed 4 billion pounds as well as a 1.7 million pounds (approx. $2.2 billion) fine.
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Well, there goes that idea.
Oh my!
Those Swedish pumps were Austin Powers bag ,baby.
Lord why would you do that and take a chance of complications? No doubt it was the young girlfriend he was trying to impress. Guy should have stayed away from the 25 year olds.
Now his name can be used in the Democrat witch hunt of Trump.
Pro Tip :
Window caulking silicone is not medically approved.
Man, what’s the point of being a billionaire if you still need penis enhancement surgery?
Now he has permanent ED.
You can receive treatment to double the girth and length of your weenie, but in two years you will get brain cancer and in three you'll be dead. Do you have the treatment?
___ Yes
______ No
Money can’t buy happiness...................or a penis.................
“he suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis.”
what was the substance? ketchup?
“L’il” Robert Kraft at least with a less drastic idea in taking his small peg to a house of small holes...
Billionaires don’t need big penises...
“Go big or go home.”
Rich guy: Hey doc, can you perform a penis enlargement? How hard can it be?
Doctor: we don’t work on them when their hard, but the pain’s a killer..
Penises are not forever
what was the substance? ketchup?'
Injecting old substance into my Johnston would work on me.
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