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St. Patty's Day Joke
Posted on 03/17/2019 11:25:01 AM PDT by Puckster
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posted on
03/17/2019 11:25:01 AM PDT
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Puckster
To: Puckster
Tim Finnegan of the “Finnegan’s Wake” song fame?
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posted on
03/17/2019 11:32:37 AM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: Puckster
Patty is a girl.
Paddy is St. Pat.
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posted on
03/17/2019 11:33:44 AM PDT
by
Eric in the Ozarks
(Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
To: Puckster
God invented liquor so the Irish would not rule the world...
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posted on
03/17/2019 11:33:46 AM PDT
by
Popman
To: Puckster
A black guy dressed as leprechaun walks in a bar...bartender says Get the **** out of here!
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posted on
03/17/2019 11:34:01 AM PDT
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Beagle8U
(Lil Debby Slobbercow is Michigan's NPC.)
PS. You won’t find the spelling “Shamus” anywhere in Ireland; it’s always “Séamus”. Just like “Shawn” or “Shaun” is nowhere to be seen; only “Seán”.
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posted on
03/17/2019 11:34:31 AM PDT
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Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: Puckster
Isn't it Seamus?
To: Puckster
An Irishman walked out of a bar...
It could happen!
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posted on
03/17/2019 11:35:40 AM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: Puckster
I had trouble becoming a lawyer because I couldn’t pass a bar.
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posted on
03/17/2019 11:37:39 AM PDT
by
JonPreston
(If you think we're treated badly now wait untill we're disarmed.)
To: Puckster
Shamus is American slang spelling.
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posted on
03/17/2019 11:41:54 AM PDT
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dinodino
To: Puckster
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posted on
03/17/2019 11:42:03 AM PDT
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Fiddlstix
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To: dinodino
Mystery writer slang for private detective too.
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posted on
03/17/2019 11:49:36 AM PDT
by
skepsel
To: Puckster
What is the definition of symmetry?
The place where an Irishman is buried.
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posted on
03/17/2019 12:02:01 PM PDT
by
TBP
(Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
To: Puckster
Why is Ireland rich?
Its capital is always Dublin.
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03/17/2019 12:02:39 PM PDT
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TBP
(Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
To: Puckster
Why is cubic zirconium the perfect thing to wear for St. Patrick’s Day?
Because it’s a sham rock.
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03/17/2019 12:03:38 PM PDT
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TBP
(Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
To: Puckster
What happens when four Irishmen get to together? A fifth shows up.
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posted on
03/17/2019 12:07:02 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
("The more numerous the laws the more corrupt the government''.)
To: Puckster
Three Irishmen were arguing over the cheapest price for a beer in town.
The first Irishman states that at his bar the first beer is free and then they are only a Euro a mug after that.
The second Irishman states that at his bar the drinks are free the first time you drink there.
The third Irishman states that he knows of a bar where the drinks are free everytime you go there and each time you get laid for free.
The first and second Irishmen ask the third exactly where this bar is located.
The third Irishman replies, I’m not sure as I must ask my sister, she told me about it.
To: Puckster
To: Puckster
My uncle drowned in a vat of whiskey.
Upon his cremation it took 3 days to put the fire out.
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posted on
03/17/2019 12:15:53 PM PDT
by
Keyhopper
(Indians had bad immigration laws)
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