Posted on 06/22/2019 9:36:25 PM PDT by EdnaMode
The mayor of San Francisco, London Breed, proudly announced Monday that she has instructed city sanitation workers to install a giant toilet handle in order to flush the city of feces and urine periodically.
Rather than trying to keep up with the rapid accumulation of human waste in city streets, San Francisco Public Works employees will simply pull the giant toilet handle from time to time, causing billions of gallons of water to rush down alleys, sidewalks, and roads to keep things clean.
Small urinal cakes are also being installed along city sidewalks.
Breed assured concerned residents that this is all reclaimed water. It will be dumped into the San Francisco Bay and then cycled back through the giant toilet valve every time it is flushed. And best of all, city representatives confirmed that the giant, city-sized restroom is entirely gender-inclusive.
"No matter your gender identity or sexual orientation, you can just take a dump wherever you want," Breed said. "Just like our nation's founders intended."
It’s 113 years overdue.
Yeah, we already knew this.
S**t Francisco.
CC
“Flush it into the storm drains which end up in the drinking water which means san fransickans are full of it.”
Well, you’ve let us all know who’s really “full of it!” SF’s drinking water comes from Hetch Hetchy Reservoir which is located in the valley north of Yosemite. I’d be more concerned about the SF $hit ending up in SF Bay! But I just don’t know what you get out of posting such a dumb diatribe as this is here! Your rock bottom low IQ is showing!
entire city or just the Feces district?
Reminds me of an English beauty queen who was a perennial candidate for mayor of Los Angeles back in the 1970’s and 1980’s. She proposed to solve the smog problem in LA by drilling holes through the San Gabriel Mountains that would allow the smog to blow away out into the desert.
“... by drilling holes through the San Gabriel Mountains that would allow the smog to blow away out into the desert.”
It is interesting that she at least understood the basic nature of the smog problem in LA.
Visited Amsterdam and stayed out way too late. Walking past all of the litter, bums and drunks in the streets and plazas back to the hostel. Maybe only 3 hours later had to leave and catch a train. The sun was just starting to come up. Rays of sunlight sparkling on the water that remained on the perfectly clean and EMPTY streets. It was REALLY weird. Reminded me of that movie Soylent Green.
at about that time someone floated an idea. Giant fans on top of the mountains blowing the dirty air out to sea.
Well the drinking water supply might be 100% free of leaks down below the streets, so it doesn’t siphon bad water in with the clean, but I wouldn’t bet on it.
I knew just by the title.
Wow, you ARE humor challenged, ain’t ya?
“Wow, you ARE humor challenged, ain’t ya?”
Not when it comes to the city where I was born nearly 80 years ago! What is happening in San Francisco (and unfortunately it’s spreading across the country thanks to the RATS) isn’t at all funny in the least. The gist of the post was that he hopes San Franciscans EAT $HIT! What is funny about that? I don’t live in San Francisco, in fact, I’ve never actually lived in the city. But I do live, and have lived in the area all my life. And despite its unfortunate current leadership, San Francisco is one of the most beautiful cities in all the world. Far too many FReepers seem to “get off” trashing places that they’ve only read about and have no idea of the actual circumstances that exist there. America will implode if decent people don’t band together to try and fix what’s wrong all over the country. Today, the country gets most of its food from California. It gets it’s technology from California, and the rest of the country would be worse off if California didn’t exist, even in it’s present screwed up form. 40 million people live here, and most of them don’t like what’s going on in places like SF either. All I can tell you is that wherever you live, don’t think you are immune from the forces that are at work in California today. You might just want to take a look at your major cities, and see how they are in the process of taking over your state. And if they are successful, how that will affect your lifestyle. Yeah, the guy to whom I responded was a worthless jerk, not someone making a joke!
We’re going to need a bigger one for the whole state of California.
I love The Bee
I assume this was Amsterdam, Holland. I visited there in 1962 and 1966, when it lived up to the reputation of the Dutch for being neat and tidy.
Comical. You live in a dump like kommiefornia and then get all butthurt when civilization rags on that dump. Comical.
Very Funny. Meets the RUSH test for good humor.
Yes - Holland, 1979. Yes - it was nice and tidy - after they cleaned it up each morning! And it was at dinner time as well. Just that 3(?) am walk was so different!
“Just like our nation’s founders intended.”
{snort}
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