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Deranged Lunatic Running For No Apparent Reason
The Babylon Bee ^
| September 17, 2019
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 09/17/2019 4:49:51 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
ANKENY, IA—Friends and family of Landon Carter expressed concern about his mental state after he revealed that he just runs for no reason whatsoever.
"Yeah, I like running around the neighborhood, just for fun," said the psychopathic nutjob. "I get up in the morning and I run a few miles. It's enjoyable. In no way is it weird that I enjoy jogging around the neighborhood, with no destination and no apparent purpose."
Carter says he runs even though nobody is chasing him and despite the fact that he doesn't have anywhere in particular to go.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Sports
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; insanity; running; runningman; runningmotivation; satire
To: All; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; Lazamataz; ...
Carter says he runs even though nobody is chasing himGiven that this is the BB, that sentence fragment appears to be a nice reference to Proverbs 28:1.
DANG!
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posted on
09/17/2019 4:51:25 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"it's the shoes!"
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posted on
09/17/2019 4:53:01 PM PDT
by
Bommer
(2020 - Vote all incumbent congressmen and senators out! VOTE THE BUMS OUT!!!)
To: Bommer
and just like that I stopped and said, “I think I’ll go home now”
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posted on
09/17/2019 4:54:54 PM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true..)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Deranged Lunatic Running For No Apparent ReasonI assumed this would be about Beto or KamelToe.
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posted on
09/17/2019 5:00:22 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
To: Lazamataz
Thought it would be about Biden running for office.
To: DrGunsforHands
The entire clown car could be included.
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posted on
09/17/2019 5:05:19 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Of the democrats running for president, which of the 23 deranged idiots is the Bee calling a deranged idiot?
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posted on
09/17/2019 5:16:35 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(The democrats' national goal: One world social-communism under one world religion: Atheistic Islam.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If I self-declare that I am Paranoid, then running is the most sane choice.
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posted on
09/17/2019 5:32:01 PM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
(This is not /s. It is just as viable as any MSM, maybe more so!)
To: All
Oh, I was expecting a story about our Canadian elections.
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posted on
09/17/2019 6:02:52 PM PDT
by
Peter ODonnell
(Take the next train to Marxville and I'll meet you at the camp)
To: xp38
☑
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posted on
09/17/2019 8:20:59 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
To: DrGunsforHands
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posted on
09/17/2019 10:55:16 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I thought this was about Beto...
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posted on
09/17/2019 10:56:58 PM PDT
by
MortMan
(Americans are a people increasingly separated by our connectivity.)
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