As long as she's using sensible, like asparagus, not something crazy like artichokes...
Posted on 01/13/2020 11:45:49 PM PST by nickcarraway
The world’s only ‘Asparamancer’...
I use cupcakes :)
Is she like the Log Lady on ‘Twin Peaks,’ where the asparagus are talking to her? Or is this something along the lines of the I-Ching where she asks a question and then interprets a pattern after tossing the asparagus?
Oops. I read it as “Mystic Vag.”
And FWIW, every one of her “predictions” were 50/50 guesses anyone reading daily headlines could have made as rightly or wrongly as she did. Her asparagus tossings had nothing to do with it.
If she had been using something tradition like the entrails of goats she would have got better results!
Wait. She “thinks” or she “knows”. I need to know how seriesly to take this.
It’s Hugh and I am taking a flight out tomorrow to find out about my future.
If she says “you’ll still be overweight and eating junk food in 5 years and you’ll still be middle class and no 20 year old blonds are going to come knocking on your door out of nowhere”...
Well then I’ll know she’s the real deal! :)
She’s saying he can’t be beet.
My prediction they will impeach him non-stop after 2020, it will be one bif circus with the clowns running wild!
I expect President Trump to be reelected and to be impeached again. My only uncertainty is whether the next impeachment will be about Trump getting two scoops of ice cream, saying something rude about a treasonous globalist, or just beating Hillary and then Bernie when it was their turn to win.
I HOPE that you are right and there would be an uprising if he was kicked out.
But I notice my tough talk about that if it should happen getting less and less tough.
It’s comfortable on this here couch and with all the amenities and plenty of food and a nice Dodge Challenger out front.
I’m 51 and the fire that burned TOO fiercely once is a flicker.
That being said, I Pray that I would do the right thing.
Just keeping it real and wouldn’t insult you with a lie.
Everyone knows the real predictors are brussel sprouts and broccoli.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/625764
“She was wrapped in the entrails of a sheep that she’d sacrificed to the snake god Glycon to wake him from his sleep”
Thanks for inadvertently bringing that to mind.
It looks so innocent. And tasty. Especially with hollandaise.
Aspara-guess.
“I’m 51 and the fire that burned TOO fiercely once is a flicker.”
Just wait another 10-15 years.
You’ll be saying “let’s light this thing up! I ain’t getting no younger!”
“That being said, I Pray that I would do the right thing.”
I’m sure you will because you know the difference between right and wrong.
“Just keeping it real and wouldn’t insult you with a lie.”
The best way to go through life my friend. The ONLY way to go through life. :)
If the dems keep the house she will be right.
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