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Woman Uses Asparagus to Predict Trump Will Win Election But Will Be Impeached
Metro ^ | Friday 3 Jan 2020 | James Hockaday

Posted on 01/13/2020 11:45:49 PM PST by nickcarraway

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To: nickcarraway

I just threw my fortune fries in the air. My prediction: Trump will be reelected in a landslide and the Republicans will have a super majority in the Senate and take back the House.

My prediction is just as valid as hers - and I like mine better !


21 posted on 01/14/2020 4:59:43 AM PST by Baldwin77 (They hated Reagan too ! TRUMP TOUGH - AMERICA STRONG)
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To: Darksheare

Haha! Darksheare I was just planning on posting that broccoli was a much better predictor.


22 posted on 01/14/2020 5:16:04 AM PST by snippy_about_it
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To: nickcarraway

the wisdom of a vegetable.


23 posted on 01/14/2020 5:23:14 AM PST by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: nickcarraway

“No, thank you. Asparagus makes my urine smell.” - Babe Ruth to host when offered asparagus.


24 posted on 01/14/2020 5:31:28 AM PST by Fido969 (In!)
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To: nickcarraway

Although my wife just put a small carrot in her stew that looked like “Mary”, and seemed to be saying something to her. I have made an appointment with a Doctor for next week....


25 posted on 01/14/2020 6:31:14 AM PST by richardtavor
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To: nickcarraway

Asparagus?

Way too expensive!

Use Green Beans, it much cheaper!...................


26 posted on 01/14/2020 6:32:47 AM PST by Red Badger (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
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To: nickcarraway

Guilty


27 posted on 01/14/2020 7:23:11 AM PST by brooklin
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To: nickcarraway
No crazier than Glenn Beck trying to swear Ted Cruz in on a compass. 😆
28 posted on 01/14/2020 8:33:27 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: oldvirginian

Hey, haven’t seen you in a while!

Hope you’re well :)

I always enjoy and take to heart your words of wisdom.


29 posted on 01/14/2020 8:47:48 AM PST by dp0622 (Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
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To: mumblypeg
Well, her prediction that "Exciting new technology will be launched." pretty much 100%.

I don't know how good their rugby team was, but their cricket team was already considered one of the top 3, so that guess was pretty much a sure thing.

30 posted on 01/14/2020 10:04:50 AM PST by nickcarraway
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no 20 year old blonds are going to come knocking on your door out of nowhere”

What about the one selling magazines?

31 posted on 01/14/2020 10:06:09 AM PST by nickcarraway
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fruitcake-crop380w
32 posted on 01/14/2020 10:23:52 AM PST by timestax
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To: dp0622

That’s a pretty high bar you’ve set for her.


33 posted on 01/14/2020 3:56:21 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Texas Eagle

LOL!


34 posted on 01/14/2020 5:54:39 PM PST by dp0622 (Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
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To: snippy_about_it

Lol!


35 posted on 01/14/2020 6:01:25 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

That is the only way to defeat broccoli.


36 posted on 01/14/2020 6:02:51 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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