Posted on 02/19/2020 12:15:35 PM PST by sodpoodle
1.Blonde: What does IDK stand for? Brunette: I don’t know Blonde: Why doesn’t anyone know!
2.Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
3.How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
4.What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
5.Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, 'It’s dark in here isn’t it?' The other replied, 'I don’t know; I can’t see.'
6.What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
7.Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.
8.Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
9.Why were there bullet holes in the mirror? A blonde tried killing herself.
10.How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
11.What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
12.How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? Knock on the door.
13.Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
14.A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked, 'Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?' She replied, 'The can said for best results apply 2 coats.'
15.How can you make a blonde go on the roof? Tell her that drinks are on the house.
16.Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.
17.Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
18.How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.
19.Why can't blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
Replace ‘blonde’ with AOC.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
What do you call a blonde with a runny nose....?
a classic.
Two blonds were putting up siding on a house when
one noticed that the other was throwing away half
the nails. When she questioned her the other said
that they had the heads on the wrong end.
Oh don’t be silly replied the other, those go on
the other side of the house...
Julie had some nice ones.
bmp
Why do blonde women have bruises around their belly buttons?
Blonde guys are dumb too.
I used to do morning radio and every Friday we’d close the show with that song. My partner, who was a brunette, knew all the words and people always thought she was a blonde. It was hilarious.
Yep. She had some nice songs too.
Why do so many blondes dye their roots black?
I was married twice, both times to blondes.
I guess I’m a sucker for punishment. =; )
A blonde astro-physicist is driving down a country road when she sees another blonde, rowing a small boat, in the middle of a meadow.
She jumps out of her car and starts yelling at the blonde in the boat, “You know it’s blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.” “Why if I wasn’t in a hurry, I’d swim over there and kick your @$$.”
full
Go to someone like AOC and compliment them on the great job they did dying their hair black, roots included.
The dumb look will prove they REALLY are blonde.
correct.
I couldn’t post that without getting a timeout.
Artificial Intelligence?
Glad to help.
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