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Flowers Continuing To Bloom Beautifully In Complete Defiance Of Government Lockdown
The Babylon Bee ^ | May 2 2020 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/04/2020 6:13:47 AM PDT by xp38

U.S.—According to sources who dared to peek their heads outside this morning, God's brilliant creation is moving on after a long and difficult winter. It has been reported by several dirt-embedded journalists that flowers are continuing to bloom in a bright array of dazzling colors in spite of state governors' clear instructions to shut everything down. In addition, trees are sprouting leaves without any concern for clear state directives.

"Even the sun, in a callous display of insensitivity, is shining brightly," said CNN reporter Deebles McNarderson. "It's as if the sun is completely unaware that we are in a national crisis. Many critics are saying clouds would be much more appropriate at this unprecedented moment in our history."

Atheists are also up in arms over the fact that all of creation continues to bring glory to a God who "obviously doesn't exist."

Governors are already responding by forming committees to look into possible ways of gaining control over this rebellious display of nature. So far, the committees have produced no results.

Even the rocks are crying out, and they aren't even wearing facemasks.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Science
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; flowers
Defiant Flowers!
1 posted on 05/04/2020 6:13:47 AM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38

“...Defiant Flowers!....”
Yes!!! Don’t tell the tyrant RAT governors, especially the evil demonic one in Michigan and Californicator,.....they’ll ban em and have em jailed!!!


2 posted on 05/04/2020 6:18:40 AM PDT by lgjhn23 (Libs are a virus.....the DemoVirus!!)
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"Got Nuffin" by Spoon

...And I got nothing to lose but darkness and shadows
Got nothing to lose but bitterness and patterns...

...Oh, when I know you're watching out for me
I look for what matters
And I notice what matters...

The flowers blooming, the trains collide

I don't got a thing to lose

3 posted on 05/04/2020 6:28:34 AM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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4 posted on 05/04/2020 6:35:25 AM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. ~ Psalm 33:12)
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Ha...I was thinking about this a couple weeks ago..
And then...the birds are going EVERYWHERE and ANYWHERE they want to, also. .


5 posted on 05/04/2020 6:43:34 AM PDT by goodnesswins (Anyone tired of the Chinese Fire Drill (tm) yet???)
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And moreover, they REFUSE to wear face masks!


6 posted on 05/04/2020 6:57:35 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: xp38

I also like the tag “dirt-embedded journalists”.


7 posted on 05/04/2020 8:08:15 AM PDT by xp38
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Somebody posted this lovely poem on social media:

IN THE TIME OF QUIET

No one’s told the daffodils about the pause to Spring

And no one’s told the birds to roost and asked them not to sing.

No one’s asked the lazy bee to cease his bumbling round

And no one’s stopped the bright green shoots emerging through the ground.

No one’s told the sap to rest, deep within the wood

And stop the sleepy trees from waking, wreathed about in bud.

No one’s told the sky to douse its brightest shades of blue

And stop the scudding clouds from puffing headlong into view.

No one’s asked the lambs to still the springs beneath their feet,

To stop their rapid rush and quell each joyful bleat.

No one’s told the stream to halt its gurgle or its flow

And warned the playful breezes, not to gust and blow.

No one’s asked the raindrops not to fall upon the earth

And fail to quench the soil in the season of rebirth.

No one’s locked the sun down, or dimmed the shimmer of the moon

And even in the darkest night, the stars are still immune.

Remember what you value, remember who is dear,

Close the doors to danger and keep your family near.

In the quiet all around us take the time to sit and stare

And wonder at the glory unfurling everywhere.

Look towards the future, after the ordeal

And keep faith in Mother Nature’s power and will to heal.

One day at a time. this will pass.

—Jo Wilde
(no relation)


8 posted on 05/04/2020 11:04:56 AM PDT by Albion Wilde ("Some of these people, I met them -- zero interest, Okay? Like zero." -- Donald J. Trump)
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