Touching: Jill Biden Decorates Migrant Cages With Valentine's Day Message Hearts

Babylon Bee ^ | 02/12/2021 | Babylon Bee

[BipolarBob]

NOGALES, AZ—In a touching gesture, Jill Biden visited a border holding facility and carefully decorated all the cages holding migrants with festive Valentine's Day hearts-- each one bearing a message of hope and unity.

"What a beautiful gesture," said CNN Anchor Brian Stelter as he wiped tears from his eyes. "It's so wonderful to have compassion and kindness in the White House again!"

"Just look at the looks on those kids' faces!" said Andrea Mitchell of NBC News as the first lady hung up a giant heart featuring the word "UNITY" on the chain-link fence keeping all the immigrant kids from escaping. "How lucky they are to receive a visit from our beautiful First Lady!"

According to several sources, immigrants being held at the border are thrilled to be held in compassionate migrant maximum security holding facilities rather than in "horrible cages" as the facilities used to be named.

“This is truly a touching gesture. It almost makes me forget I’ve been locked in a cage,” said one of the migrant kids behind bars. “Just to think that the First Lady would think of me is so special”

Another one said "¡Sácame de aquí por favor!" which experts have translated to mean: "Thank you, Mrs. First Lady!"

[BipolarBob]

(EDITOR'S NOTE: This article about the First Lady was written without the use of her proper title of "Doctor." While it's not our policy to change articles after they have been published, we sincerely apologize for this extremely hurtful oversight. The writer of this article has been terminated.)

[BipolarBob]

[rktman]

Almost had me for a second since I can actually envision this happening.

[Night Hides Not]

I knew it had to be the Bee with the “weeping” Brian Stelter...lol.

[jmacusa]

Everyone of these cockroaches are a potential Democrat voter, a welfare recipient, an unskilled, illiterate peasant who will do their part to drag down wages for Americans and a baby factory who will be pushing out more dependents.

[MagUSNRET]

What> No cookies?!!
My GAWD I know this is satire, but “Doctor” Jill is a HUGE phony, and it shows

[MagUSNRET]

What> No cookies?!!
My GAWD I know this is satire, but “Doctor” Jill is a HUGE phony, and it shows

[ProtectOurFreedom]

This is hilarious. Thanks for posting it, BB.

Closing line is great!

"Another one said "¡Sácame de aquí por favor!" which experts have translated to mean: 'Thank you, Mrs. First Lady!'"

For the Español-challenged among us, it means “Get me out of here please!”

[simpson96]

"What a beautiful gesture,"

Per usual with liberals, the exact opposite is true. It was a complete photo-op, empty gesture.

[Vendome]

Sácame de aquí por favor!

That’s hilarious

[Liz]

..... one said "¡Sácame de aquí por favor!" which experts have translated to mean......

Where's the gravy train?

[aquila48]

👍👍

Superb satire! 😁😁

[Nextrush]

The words “Biden” and “touching” do go together one could argue....sarc

[Slyfox]

[thinden]

Decorated with all the skill & imagination of an elementary schoolteacher

[FlingWingFlyer]

She’s one sicko “Karen”. Spent too much time on “college” campuses.

[Ann Archy]

I’m KFELLING!!!Dr. Jill is the BEST DOCTOR EVER!!

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

The Bee is finding a whole new level making fun of rats. Sort of like shooting fish in a barrel, though.