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Striking Blow Against Toxic Masculinity, Man Graciously Allows Wife To Shovel Driveway
Babylon Bee ^ | January 21st, 2019 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/20/2021 3:01:46 PM PST by tbw2

NAPERVILLE, IL—One man has taken the message of Gillette’s new “toxic masculinity” campaign to heart. Devin Camp saw the commercial and it caused him to perform an introspective look at his own motivations of behavior regarding manliness. One area of life he felt especially convicted was the task of snow removal.

“I’ve always just assumed that in our family, I would be the one to clear the driveway when we get snow,” Camp said. “But after seeing the video, I decided to start breaking down the stereotypes passed down from my father and his father before him. So, this weekend, when twelve inches of snow fell, I swallowed my pride, handed my wife the snow shovel, and told her I was going to let her do it.”

Camp’s wife, who is three months pregnant, was surprised by the gesture but honored that her husband would be so forward-thinking as to allow her the privilege of completing a job traditionally reserved for men. “It took me an hour and a half, and I think I strained an oblique muscle, but the pride and joy I felt being married to such a noble and generous man, helped me to push through the pain.”

Mr. Camp is expected to break down similar barriers regarding lawn mowing, household maintenance, and car repair.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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1 posted on 02/20/2021 3:01:46 PM PST by tbw2
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Striking Blow Against Toxic Masculinity, Man Graciously Allows Wife To Shovel Driveway
https://babylonbee.com/news/striking-blow-against-toxic-masculinity-man-graciously-allows-wife-to-shovel-driveway


2 posted on 02/20/2021 3:02:08 PM PST by tbw2
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The BEE.....


3 posted on 02/20/2021 3:02:41 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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Next snowstorm, I think I'll throw on my wife's pink nightgown and start the coffee while she goes out to shovel the snow.

I wonder how long that will last. But worth a try, I guess.

4 posted on 02/20/2021 3:05:13 PM PST by SamAdams76 (By stealing Trump's second term, the Left gets Trump for 8 more years instead of just four.)
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To: tbw2

It takes a brave man to release his toxicity.

I confess I do it regularly.


5 posted on 02/20/2021 3:06:33 PM PST by DeFault User
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this has snow job written all over it...


6 posted on 02/20/2021 3:07:54 PM PST by heavy metal (covid covid covid is the new russia russia russia...)
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Oh, Devin. We’re there for you. Sob.


7 posted on 02/20/2021 3:08:35 PM PST by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all the time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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To: DeFault User

This is a family site.


8 posted on 02/20/2021 3:08:41 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (We must FIGHT, I repeat it sir, we must FIGHT! -Patrick Henry)
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Funny.....but if tried that in real life I'd wake up in the ER asking the Doc what happened....

"Really Doc, all I remember is handing her a shovel then everything went black"

9 posted on 02/20/2021 3:08:59 PM PST by nevergore (I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
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Men are from WalMart, Women are from Central Market.


10 posted on 02/20/2021 3:10:08 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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Here in Israel, we got a nice blizzard and it was gone 24 hours later. Everyone was home bound anyway because of the Corona thing.


11 posted on 02/20/2021 3:10:34 PM PST by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all the time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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That’s for sixteen-year-olds. Real men have to wait for the wife to be in the mood.


12 posted on 02/20/2021 3:12:39 PM PST by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all the time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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Reminds me of something Walter Williams would have said.


13 posted on 02/20/2021 3:12:51 PM PST by patriot torch (Ashlie Babbitt-say her name)
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That’s a good start but he should be careful not to assume that that means she’s not also able to continue to clean the house or do the dishes or do his laundry or beer him.


14 posted on 02/20/2021 3:14:23 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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There is no toxic Toxic Masculinity - only toxic Women’s Movement Dykes and rebellious women trying to be men.


15 posted on 02/20/2021 3:14:57 PM PST by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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Didn’t Mr. Williams state that he once purchased a pair of crampons for his wife so she wouldn’t slip while shoveling the driveway? What a compassionate soul.


16 posted on 02/20/2021 3:16:26 PM PST by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
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I heard, “but, snookums. You keep saying you have to exercise more and lose weight,” and then a loud clang.


17 posted on 02/20/2021 3:19:21 PM PST by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all the time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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And he bought a vacume cleaner for his wife for Christmas. He was quite a talk show host. I think he recently passed away.


18 posted on 02/20/2021 3:19:38 PM PST by patriot torch (Ashlie Babbitt-say her name)
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“He was quite a talk show host. I think he recently passed away.”

These things happen in threes. Who’s next?


19 posted on 02/20/2021 3:21:31 PM PST by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all the time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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The current WH occupant? Hes overdue. Lol


20 posted on 02/20/2021 3:22:46 PM PST by patriot torch (Ashlie Babbitt-say her name)
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