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Kirsten Gillibrand (NY-D) redefines dementia to be “Progressive Forward Thinking”
LiberalLunacy.net ^ | 4/9/21 | LiberalLunacy Staff

Posted on 04/09/2021 5:18:11 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

(Washington, D.C.) It has been confirmed Democratic Senator from New York, Kirsten Gillibrand, is working on a statement that will redefine dementia to mean “Progressive Forward Thinking” according to a source familiar with the situation. He spoke off the record:

“Democrats have a long history of re-defining terms to serve their goals, such as womens health for abortion and gun safety for gun control. Much as Senator Gillibrand has also re-defined infrastructure to include child care, paid leave and caregiving, she thinks it is now time to redefine dementia”.

“As you can see when President Biden speaks, sometimes he appears to speak clearly before his speech degenerates into apparent mumble jumble, with apparently unrelated statements strung together before falling into inaudible audio, usually followed by, “What am I signing?” and “Where do I look?”.

“This is not dementia. These are actually flashes of brilliance, the new “Progressive Forward Thinking”, and one doesn't have to search long to find the intelligent, nuanced way in which all these statements are connected, sending a strong message to our allies and enemies alike, “I'm in charge””.

“We're lucky to have a man like him leading the country”.

Developing..


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: humor; satire

1 posted on 04/09/2021 5:18:11 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Satire? I honestly don’t know.


2 posted on 04/09/2021 5:23:28 AM PDT by albie
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

The RATS are demented commies.


3 posted on 04/09/2021 5:25:57 AM PDT by HighSierra5
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

GiggleBrat is demented.


4 posted on 04/09/2021 5:28:13 AM PDT by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate tfo mother's actual parenting of children)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

There they admit it. Forward Thinking Progressives are Demented.


5 posted on 04/09/2021 5:30:48 AM PDT by Cvengr ( Adversity in life & death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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To: All

The number of State visits (per country) President Trump was invited to are:

One: Afghanistan, Argentina, Canada, China, Finland, India, Iraq, Israel, North Korea,
Philippines, Poland, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Vatican City and the disputed West Bank

Two: Belgium, Germany, Ireland, Italy, South Korea, Switzerland and Vietnam

Three: Japan and the United Kingdom

Four: France


The number of state visits to which Biden has been invited:

ZERO


6 posted on 04/09/2021 5:32:33 AM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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Ex-sex cult employee Frank Parlato is working with Big League Politics to uncover the deep longstanding links between Gillibrand, the Clintons, and the lbany sex cult NXIVM. Witness John Tighe in a statement provided to Big League Politics. “I met Gillibrand a a Hillary Clinton event in 2006. Gillibrand sat at one of three front VIP tables that were all brought by NXIVM; Gillibrand was sitting with NXIVM leader Nancy Salzman."

There is ample evidence that president wannabe Sen Gillibrand's father worked for the NXIVM sex cult in Albany, NY.
Gillibrand's father, Doug Rutnik, was NXIVM's attorney for four months in 2004, paid $25,000 per month.
In 2004 Gillibrand left her NYC law firm to work in his Albany office, the period her father was working for NXIVM.

Watta coincidence?

Gillibrand endorsed Eric Schneiderman for NYAG. Schneiderman later investigated Nxivm.......
then he suddenly closed the case BUT nobody knows what happened to the evidence collected.

Was there a Gillibrand/Schneiderman quid pro quo deal?

>

UPDATE Schneiderman was ousted as NYAG b/c women came forward, said he slapped,
choked and spat at them in his bedroom. The "tolerant and compassionate" liberal
called a woman of color his "brown slave" and threatened to tap one women's phone.

7 posted on 04/09/2021 5:36:28 AM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

It reads like the Bee.

Joe’s going forward all right. To the care center.


8 posted on 04/09/2021 5:44:48 AM PDT by lurk ( )
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Want to see just how ‘progressively forward thinking’ she would be if she got dementia. Frakin’ idiotic moron.

My father died couple years ago from a progressive case of dementia, and sadly and far be it for me to say it, best thing that happened to him after being diagnosed with it.


9 posted on 04/09/2021 6:20:11 AM PDT by cranked
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