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Nation Braces For Most Peaceful Protests Yet
babylonbee.com ^ | 4/9/2021 | staff

Posted on 04/09/2021 5:14:29 PM PDT by bitt

As the Derek Chauvin trial continued this week, the nation began bracing for the most peaceful protests so far.

"We're getting ready for some really peaceful protests," said one business owner as he boarded up his storefront. "We ain't seen nothin' yet when it comes to just how peaceful Black Lives Matter can be."

While last summer, BLM unleashed their mostly peaceful brand of protests, they said at the end of this trial, they will be unleashing their most powerful weapon: entirely peaceful protests, involving even more peaceful bricks, Molotovs, and more peaceful deaths.

Black Lives Matter representatives announced that that they will definitely be rioting if Derek Chauvin is acquitted. They also said they would riot if he is convicted. Additionally, they said they would just be rioting no matter what so everyone should get ready.

"We will riot if Chauvin is acquitted," said one spokesperson for the movement gathered outside the courthouse in Minneapolis. "And also, you know, if he's convicted. Yep, we'll still be rioting then. In fact, we'll be rioting no matter what happens, so buckle up, America. You thought last summer was bad? Get ready for peace."


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: ba; babylonbee; blm; derekchauvintrial
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1 posted on 04/09/2021 5:14:29 PM PDT by bitt
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2 posted on 04/09/2021 5:14:42 PM PDT by bitt (People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.)
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NOOOOOOOO!!! Not really peaceful protests! The normal peaceful protests are bad enough! Get the fire hoses ready.


3 posted on 04/09/2021 5:16:46 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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Why is this premeditated riot funny? I hope it’s not allowed anywhere in Texas. Disgusting.


4 posted on 04/09/2021 5:25:54 PM PDT by Cottonpatch
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I’m glad I live in a small town, and not a big city.


5 posted on 04/09/2021 5:27:38 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
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To: bitt

Is this the good trouble stuff?


6 posted on 04/09/2021 5:29:15 PM PDT by Bloodandgravy (Demand for racism is outpacing supply.)
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To: Cottonpatch

It’s satire.

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7 posted on 04/09/2021 5:30:57 PM PDT by Mears (.)
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The Babylonbee has stepped over the line when they put truth out there as satire.


8 posted on 04/09/2021 5:33:39 PM PDT by Cold Heart
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To: bitt

And it’s totally, totally not terrorism when THEY use violence to advance political goals.


9 posted on 04/09/2021 5:34:27 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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10 posted on 04/09/2021 5:38:33 PM PDT by Fiddlstix ((Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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From today’s testimony it appears there will be peaceful riots when Chauvin is acquitted.

The chief medical officer said:

“No bruises on back or neck from knee.}-—That was interesting

“They did not examine toxicity of stomach contents.”-—And why not when they knew he was a fentanyl user.

“Fentanyl had nothing to do with death.” And fentanyl is a pain killer used in surgeries and it impacts breathing.

My conclusion is that Floyd’s heart stopped because of his major artery blockages and he died with no pain because of the fentanyl.

That is what I would argue if I were a juror.


11 posted on 04/09/2021 5:39:45 PM PDT by Presbyterian Reporter
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Can’t have a peaceful protest without your raped apes and rabid cats and dogs...Get ‘em while they’re hot!


12 posted on 04/09/2021 5:42:57 PM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: Mears

Anymore, the Bee is more real than the lsm.


13 posted on 04/09/2021 6:12:22 PM PDT by QualityMan ( I got nuthin...)
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Btt


14 posted on 04/09/2021 6:17:58 PM PDT by KSCITYBOY (The media is corrupt)
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To: bitt

PEACEFUL PROTEST


15 posted on 04/09/2021 6:23:48 PM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism:http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html) )
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I keep having a nightmare that I’m on the Chauvin jury. If they vote to acquit I hope they’re taken into protective custody and their families are protected.


16 posted on 04/09/2021 6:26:36 PM PDT by Bernard Marx
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I stare into my crystal ball and through the etherial clouds I can see food deserts spreading across the lands


17 posted on 04/09/2021 6:37:18 PM PDT by dsrtsage (Complexity is merely simplicity lacking imagination)
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Summer of 2021 will easily eclipse 2020 for violence.


18 posted on 04/09/2021 7:29:27 PM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal (Jesus + Something = Nothing ; Jesus + Nothing = Everything )
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To: Fiddlstix

HILARIOUS!


19 posted on 04/09/2021 9:23:37 PM PDT by FrdmLvr
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To: MtnClimber

Seems like some of the answer to these “peaceful protests” by BLM would be a lot more water cannons. I think they are pretty effective for breaking up any kind of protests. If that doesn’t work , then BLM needs to be on notice that any activity on their part will be put down by whatever means necessary.


20 posted on 04/10/2021 5:56:10 AM PDT by oldtech
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