Posted on 04/14/2021 6:57:24 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
(Washington, D.C.) In light of Nancy Pelosi's statement she would have fought off the January 6 protesters being quoted as saying, “I'm a street fighter”, she is making a formal request to form a MMA team comprised solely of congressional democrats to fight off any further peaceful protests at the Capital, should they occur.
An anonymous source familiar with the situation made the following statement:
“This organization will be a 4th level of defense should peaceful protesters invade and enter the capital after being cordially invited in. A fence is the first line, armed National Guard troops will be the second line, armed Capital Police will be the third line and we will be the last line of defense. These people think they can enter the Capital, and using weapons of mass destruction, mainly cameras to take selfies while they smile, we'll be ready to pounce”.
“Our defense will be the use of democrat logic and reasoning against heathen conservatives who have this mis-guided mindset that we somehow work for them. How constitutional republic of them. Should that fail, and we anticipate it will since conservatives have no idea how we think, and to be honest, we have no idea how we think, we will not be afraid to get physical and mix it up. My punch is so strong I can almost bend a piece of paper, and that's after only a week of training”.
Developing...
Is this true. If the people come back then it won’t be staged and they may come back using the second amendment..
Actually... I’d be impressed if Nancy did this..
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