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"Survivor - Texas-Style!"
email from friend | 5/8/2021 | unknown

Posted on 05/08/2021 11:20:49 AM PDT by sodpoodle

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas. Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat" 2. "Amnesty For Illegals" 3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks" 4. "Boycott Beef" 5. "I Voted For Obama" 6. " George Strait can't sing" 7. " Elect Hillary In 2024" 8. " Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor" 9. "I Love Obamacare and Chuck Schumer" 10. "Al Franken Is My Hero" 11. "I Side With Jane Fonda" 12. "It's Trump's Fault" 13. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion" And the last sticker is…; 14. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns" The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive, wins..


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: honest; humor; joke; texas
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1 posted on 05/08/2021 11:20:49 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

I predict nobody makes it 30 miles


2 posted on 05/08/2021 11:24:35 AM PDT by no-to-illegals ( Liberals, leftists, Rinos, moslems, illegals, lamestream media. All want America to fail and die )
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To: sodpoodle

What a coincidence. Johnny Cash singing ghost riders in the sky came on just as I was reading that.


3 posted on 05/08/2021 11:25:09 AM PDT by dsc (Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.)
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To: sodpoodle

Cute, very 80s.

But today we see a video of traffic in Plano brought to a standstill by antifa/BLM, the cops do nothing except bully the one man who objected and got a gun pulled on him. The people did nothing. Abbott can’t eve bring himself to stop child sex mutilation. And Constitutional carry gets poison pills and it’s doubtful it’ll pass.


4 posted on 05/08/2021 11:25:58 AM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. .... )
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To: sodpoodle

Micheal Moore did this in his TV show in the 90s.

He had a trucker drive the south with a trailer painted red, and a hammer and scythe on the side.

Lots of people asked questions, offered lessons but no violence, no issues.


5 posted on 05/08/2021 11:28:07 AM PDT by Celerity
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To: no-to-illegals

Don’t be too sure. Texas is leftist as hell in many ways.

Don’t go thinking your state is right wing when it’s not. That’s how we’re lost the north east. Never get soft


6 posted on 05/08/2021 11:29:08 AM PDT by Celerity
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To: DesertRhino

Agree. They’re quickly turning TX blue. The turning revved up over St. Skittles.


7 posted on 05/08/2021 11:29:20 AM PDT by bgill
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To: sodpoodle
Top Gear tried this in Alabama. It didn't go well.

https://youtu.be/pKcJ-0bAHB4


8 posted on 05/08/2021 11:33:04 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL


9 posted on 05/08/2021 11:33:52 AM PDT by Red6
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To: Celerity

Things change ...


10 posted on 05/08/2021 11:37:54 AM PDT by no-to-illegals ( Liberals, leftists, Rinos, moslems, illegals, lamestream media. All want America to fail and die )
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To: bgill

Now, if they really want some fun.... Stickers with BLM sucks, or Marriage is between a Man and a Woman, or perhaps transgender is a mental disorder.....

That would be excellent TV.


11 posted on 05/08/2021 11:46:27 AM PDT by redshawk ( I want my red balloon. ( https://youtu.be/zNLpfEDliV0)
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To: sodpoodle

Come on man!!!!!!!

I would love to follow the black lives matter folks home and block them from leaving their block!!


12 posted on 05/08/2021 11:48:53 AM PDT by YouGoTexasGirl ( )
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To: sodpoodle

in some of those city’s they will be cheered.


13 posted on 05/08/2021 11:54:40 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: sodpoodle

They will get a ticker-tape parade in Austin, Houston and South Dallas.


14 posted on 05/08/2021 12:03:46 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The left does not want dialogue; it wants compliance.)
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To: sodpoodle

Lol, my liberal friend in California sent me something similar, too funny!


15 posted on 05/08/2021 12:09:23 PM PDT by Rusty0604 (" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
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To: DesertRhino

Sad. My town doesn’t have any BLM people, but last year they shipped a couple in for a protest. First time for something like that. A few people were allowed to walk a couple of shut down blocks, escorted by police, and that was it.

Everything you mentioned is very disheartening. More of us common people need to stand up and be heard.


16 posted on 05/08/2021 12:18:42 PM PDT by Rusty0604 (" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
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To: Celerity

Ditto that.


17 posted on 05/08/2021 12:19:16 PM PDT by Rusty0604 (" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
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To: Yo-Yo

That video is pathetic. First, if you don’t think that was all staged you’re retarded. What a crock. If these guys want to do something daring, tell them to paint some racist slogans on their cars and drive through any downtown area in any city of the country. They’ll get some good footage there. A bunch of Brits explaining how people are in my hometown. Even if it was real, they didn’t get picked on for their slogans, they got picked on for being idiots.


18 posted on 05/08/2021 12:24:54 PM PDT by suthener
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To: no-to-illegals

Maybe 20 years ago. Not today.


19 posted on 05/08/2021 12:27:38 PM PDT by Mathews (It's all gravy, baby!)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL


20 posted on 05/08/2021 12:36:30 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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