Posted on 05/08/2021 11:20:49 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"
The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas. Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read:
1. "I'm A Democrat" 2. "Amnesty For Illegals" 3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks" 4. "Boycott Beef" 5. "I Voted For Obama" 6. " George Strait can't sing" 7. " Elect Hillary In 2024" 8. " Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor" 9. "I Love Obamacare and Chuck Schumer" 10. "Al Franken Is My Hero" 11. "I Side With Jane Fonda" 12. "It's Trump's Fault" 13. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion" And the last sticker is…; 14. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns" The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive, wins..
I predict nobody makes it 30 miles
What a coincidence. Johnny Cash singing ghost riders in the sky came on just as I was reading that.
Cute, very 80s.
But today we see a video of traffic in Plano brought to a standstill by antifa/BLM, the cops do nothing except bully the one man who objected and got a gun pulled on him. The people did nothing. Abbott can’t eve bring himself to stop child sex mutilation. And Constitutional carry gets poison pills and it’s doubtful it’ll pass.
Micheal Moore did this in his TV show in the 90s.
He had a trucker drive the south with a trailer painted red, and a hammer and scythe on the side.
Lots of people asked questions, offered lessons but no violence, no issues.
Don’t be too sure. Texas is leftist as hell in many ways.
Don’t go thinking your state is right wing when it’s not. That’s how we’re lost the north east. Never get soft
Agree. They’re quickly turning TX blue. The turning revved up over St. Skittles.
LOL
Things change ...
Now, if they really want some fun.... Stickers with BLM sucks, or Marriage is between a Man and a Woman, or perhaps transgender is a mental disorder.....
That would be excellent TV.
Come on man!!!!!!!
I would love to follow the black lives matter folks home and block them from leaving their block!!
in some of those city’s they will be cheered.
They will get a ticker-tape parade in Austin, Houston and South Dallas.
Lol, my liberal friend in California sent me something similar, too funny!
Sad. My town doesn’t have any BLM people, but last year they shipped a couple in for a protest. First time for something like that. A few people were allowed to walk a couple of shut down blocks, escorted by police, and that was it.
Everything you mentioned is very disheartening. More of us common people need to stand up and be heard.
Ditto that.
That video is pathetic. First, if you don’t think that was all staged you’re retarded. What a crock. If these guys want to do something daring, tell them to paint some racist slogans on their cars and drive through any downtown area in any city of the country. They’ll get some good footage there. A bunch of Brits explaining how people are in my hometown. Even if it was real, they didn’t get picked on for their slogans, they got picked on for being idiots.
Maybe 20 years ago. Not today.
LOL
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