[nickcarraway]

This is strangely written, but interesting.

[Responsibility2nd]

And let’s be clear: Caffeine-free soda is pointless.

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Right. Let’s see you drink a 12 ounce diet Coke after 6 PM and then try to sleep at night.

[WLusvardi]

How is her kidneys?

[DouglasKC]

And guess what? Diet Coke is 99% water. The rest of the ingredients are negligible.

[Jewbacca]

I suck on caffeine mints all day.

They’re awesome.

[marktwain]

It reads as a translation from some other language.

[Codeflier]

Google Translate perhaps.

[Chicory]

I found the style to be very cute, like chilly turkey :)

Gave up Coke a few weeks ago, got back during a truly crazy weekend, and may stop in. Few days when I m traveling because I am planning to quit smoking. If I can’t manage both, I will focus on smoking.

This is the only place I am revealing this, except for my travel companions. Hopefully I won’t go completely nuts s I already have inclinations in that direction.

[hoagy62]

Eh, no biggie. I absolutely LOVED Coke Zero. Mixed well with adult beverage liquids. But, once I saw the stories about how Coca-Cola thinks I’m ‘too white’, both I and my family have stopped buying Coke completely.

The ONLY way I will EVER consider buying a Coke product again is for Coke to (A) Completely rescind that idiotic “racial equality” program within the company, (B) issue a public apology over every national broadcast and cable network, (C) the entire Coca-Cola executive board resigns, and (D) they donate 500 million dollars to the campaign to re-elect Donald J. Trump for President in 2024.

[Obadiah]

Hello, my name is Obadiah. I’m a diet Mountain Dew addict.

[leaning conservative]

Is the person who wrote this on crack?

[Nea Wood]

President Trump is allegedly addicted to Diet Coke. They say he drinks 12 a day.

[gundog]

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_805581

[Fungi]

This is important, really? Scotty, beam me up.

[Robert DeLong]

This is strangely written

it was so poorly written that I finally gave up reading it.

[Jamestown1630]

LOL! Impossible to parse, and I lost interest at ‘used to be performed’, and ‘it took ‘lengthy’’.

Reads like a primitive AI attempt at language.

(Diet Pepsi addict, here.)

[AmericanMermaid]

Is English a third language for the author?

[ConservativeMind]

I got so burnt out on Diet Coke in college because it was practically the only diet caffeinated soda in all the machines.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Some people get addicted to just about anything.

This is just one person’s account and abbrations are everywhere.

[nuconvert]

“This is strangely written, but interesting. “

It certainly is... Like a translation into English

[Dr. Sivana]

"An Eight-ounce cup of espresso has about 95 mg."

Pointless. Nobody drinks an "eight ounce cup of Espresso". That would be like drinking an 8 ounce cup of gin or vodka. Espresso is had in VERY small quantities, unless it is watered down, which is no longer Espresso.