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Democrats Refuse To Drink Water As It's Also Prescribed To Horses
The Babylon Bee ^
| September 2, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 09/03/2021 12:02:09 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
DERBY, KY—Democratic leaders are moving swiftly to counter rapidly growing misinformation that has led countless right-wing nut jobs into ingesting something that has been prescribed for horses for millennia: water.
To counter the rampant misinformation propagated by pro-water extremists, Democrats now refuse to drink water and urge other progressively minded Americans to follow suit.
“Not only is water prescribed for horses, they actually need water to survive.” Said local Democrat Thurl Turdleburd, standing guard outside of the town’s livestock shop. “With idiots emptying the farm supply store shelves of this precious product, millions of horse lives are now at risk.”
When asked if his refusal to drink water paralleled the left’s reaction to the widespread off-label use of Ivermectin to fight COVID-19, backed by over 50 promising studies, decades of safety data, and billions of doses given in third-world countries to eradicated horrifying diseases in humans, Mr. Turdleburd’s eyes glazed over. He then looked to the sky and yelled, “Science!”
Republicans are now leading a reactionary campaign in reaction to the reaction of Democrats. Leaders are rallying patriots to not only drink water that is prescribed for horses but to also sleep standing up and poop in their yards.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; cdc; covid19; democrats; health; horses; ivermectin; nih; nobelprize; republicans; satire; water; williamcampbell
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Ivermectin kills parasites.
Progressive , liberals and Democrats are afraid to be within 100 yards of Ivermectin
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posted on
09/03/2021 12:07:43 PM PDT
by
NoLibZone
(In 2 yrs only living will be conservative Christians Liberal vaxed sheep will be dead.Trust G's plan)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
You can lead a Democrat to horse water but you can’t make them drink.
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posted on
09/03/2021 12:08:57 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
("Anti-fascist" is from the official name of the Berlin Wall: Anti-fascist Protection Barrier.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That’s because Democrats are stubborn mules, not horses.
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posted on
09/03/2021 12:09:10 PM PDT
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: KarlInOhio
You can lead a Democrat to horse water but you can’t make them think.
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posted on
09/03/2021 12:14:25 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
09/03/2021 12:19:20 PM PDT
by
Spirit of Liberty
(~Truth does not mind being questioned. A lie does not like being challenged.~)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
You can lead a Liberal to the TRUTH, but you cannot make them THINK!
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posted on
09/03/2021 12:19:47 PM PDT
by
GraceG
("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
President Donald J. Trump also drinks water.
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posted on
09/03/2021 12:20:58 PM PDT
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Wait till they find out cows breath air!
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posted on
09/03/2021 12:26:58 PM PDT
by
cableguymn
(We need a redneck in the white house.... But the fact checkers said the story was false!)
To: Jim W N
I thought they were braying Jackasses?
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posted on
09/03/2021 12:44:50 PM PDT
by
Mr. Mohasky
(Common sense in a world lacking any, will be perceived & construed as an extreme point of view.)
To: NoLibZone
Country crooner Toby Keith recommends, “Whiskey for my men; Beer for my horses.” Make of that what you will.
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posted on
09/03/2021 1:16:59 PM PDT
by
Tucker39
("It is impossible so to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington )
To: NoLibZone
Excellent observation!
LOL!
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posted on
09/03/2021 1:42:10 PM PDT
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
Comment #13 Removed by Moderator
To: Mr. Mohasky
From the news, you’d think so.
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posted on
09/03/2021 2:22:04 PM PDT
by
sauropod
(Bidet was no prize before he put the “d” in “dementia.” - Schlichter)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Democrats drink donkey water.
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posted on
09/03/2021 3:36:54 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(I won't get vaxxed because it endangers Mitt Romney's life. )
To: Mr. Mohasky
Much better put - they are braying jackasses.
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posted on
09/03/2021 3:46:07 PM PDT
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: KarlInOhio
You can lead a democrats to water but you can’t make him THINK!.
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posted on
09/03/2021 4:25:35 PM PDT
by
Keyhopper
(Indians had bad immigration laws)
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
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posted on
09/04/2021 7:21:28 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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