Posted on 09/15/2021 1:15:38 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
NEW YORK, NY—Beloved president and celebrity Donald Trump left Met Gala speechless this year when he showed up in a flowing white dress emblazoned with the phrase 'Rigged Election!'
"It's a beautiful, bold, brave statement," said fashion writer Vandross Tixatron, who was wearing an $82,000 garbage bag plucked from a landfill in Zimbabwe. "It's even braver when you consider the fact Trump wasn't even invited and he's being chased down by security now. What a statement!"
Other stunning attendees to the gala included:
Gavin Newsom in a dress made of discarded hobo tents
Bill Clinton, who wore a tux embroidered with the message "Believe All Women"
Buffalo Bill, a transgender hero in his latest skin-suit
Bill Cosby in a #MeToo dress
AOC, who wore a 'Tax The Rich' dress made by enslaved migrant children
Greta Thunberg, who wore a 'Save The Planet' dress made with clubbed baby seal skins
General Milley, who draped himself in the vibrant red flag of the Chinese Communist Party
In spite of the audacious and colorful characters at the Met Gala, Trump's dress and attendance were deemed inappropriate and he was tackled by two dozen security guards and dragged outside.
Trump has announced he will be organizing his own, way cooler Met Gala for REAL Americans this winter.
Love the Bee!
ROFL. About right.
I also heard Jen Pstuoid was there in a couture scare crow ensemble singing “if I only had a brain”.
PStupid*
They threw in a real one, to show just how well it fits in with all the ridiculous ones.
🤣🤣🤣
“...fashion writer Vandross Tixatron...”
LOL.
I love this.
Wouldn’t a Trump Met Gala be fun? I can see him actually doing this now that the Bee thought it up.
The Bee is wonderful! And they're employing a technique Rush used for many years: using absurdity to illustrate the absurd. LOL
Hawt...
Ping!
A kilt would have been the thing to do, heh!
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