Posted on 09/17/2021 2:32:49 PM PDT by NohSpinZone
Crist captured the irony of the situation through several additional quips:
“Alarm clock? I mean, why would I need that? I’ll just wake up when I’m done sleeping.”
“My favorite part about the enneagram is that I can just use it to justify all my negative traits. People used to call me ‘lazy’ and ‘self-absorbed,’ but now it’s just ‘I’m a 4!’”
“Their CEO said WHAT? I am officially boycotting them. I will not spend another dollar of my dad’s money there.” “I’m thinking about getting an emotional support pet. I need it.”
“Delayed gratification? What is that? Like a band or a TikTok dance or something?”
“Just give me a second, I’m adding my pronouns to my Twitter bio.”
“The ironic thing about being ‘woke’ is that I literally sleep all the time.”
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““Their CEO said WHAT? I am officially boycotting them. I will not spend another dollar of my dad’s money there.””
That’s a thread winning quip there.
Ballot harvesting. These takers used to have to “work” one day every two years by going to the polls, maybe with a ride and free food in the car. Now someone can come to their residence and collect the ballot with their signature on it and it counts as a vote. Very discouraging
an old Andy Capp cartoon a hundred years ago said:
i used to be considered a lazy, idle, layabout, but now i’m just socially unemployed...
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