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What Is Your Oppressed Intersectional Identity? Use This Handy Chart To Find Out!
The Babylon Bee ^
| October 5th, 2021
| Staff
Posted on 10/05/2021 2:08:55 PM PDT by HKMk23
Humans are varied. Some are old, some are fat, some are from Kentucky, and others are from Kenya. Some can touch the tip of their nose with their tongue, and others can flatulate on command. We all have intersections of privileges and disadvantages. The point is not to see each of us as unique individuals, but to parse all of humanity into groups based on these obscure and often meaningless attributes so that a new minority group can be created.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; division; identity; labels; minorities; theoppressed
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Yet again, The Babylon Bee nails it with gut-busting humor!
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posted on
10/05/2021 2:08:56 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
To: HKMk23
I am a Christian, white male veteran. Where to I go to get my priviledge card?
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posted on
10/05/2021 2:11:24 PM PDT
by
taxcontrol
(The choice is clear - either live as a slave on your knees or die as a free citizen on your feet.)
To: HKMk23
Biden's is:
Anxious bipolar hmong from space
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posted on
10/05/2021 2:19:13 PM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: HKMk23
I’m crazy eyed treesexual Arab on stilts.
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posted on
10/05/2021 2:23:14 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
( )
To: taxcontrol
Get in line behind all the dour leftists at the “Humorless” window. If any aren’t served by 5pm, we play “Blazing Saddles” on the lobby TV to clear them out.
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posted on
10/05/2021 2:30:04 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: rdl6989
I was built by Jim Henson.
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posted on
10/05/2021 2:30:13 PM PDT
by
Little Ray
(Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
To: Tell It Right
“...from space”
He’s certainly out there.
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posted on
10/05/2021 2:33:06 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: rdl6989
Hope they’re tall stilts; you’ll need them to stay above the blades hunting for your transsexual neck.
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posted on
10/05/2021 2:33:59 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: rdl6989
I’m only a lowly One-legged, Multi-gendered Calvinist Who Cant Spell for Crap.
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posted on
10/05/2021 2:35:52 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: HKMk23
One legged Cis gendered Eskimo from space. Now where my check at?
To: HKMk23
I’m only a lowly Hirsute, poly-gendered Calvinist Who Cant Spell for Crap.
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posted on
10/05/2021 2:44:18 PM PDT
by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
To: HKMk23
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
“Obese Cat-loving Eskimo in a Body Cast”!
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posted on
10/05/2021 2:49:41 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
To: HKMk23
Hahahaha...OMG this is too much...
"Double Amputee-Stone Butch-Philistine-With Large Moles"
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posted on
10/05/2021 2:51:49 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
To: HKMk23
I am an insane right wing conspiracy theorist—and we have been oppressed long enough—I demand reparations and I demand them now!
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posted on
10/05/2021 2:53:44 PM PDT
by
cgbg
(A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
To: taxcontrol
You’ve already got your ‘priviledge card’. You got it when you accepted Jesus.
Your ‘privileges’ comes in the afterlife. Those pursuing or playing a ‘privilege card’ here on Earth, are in for a BIG surprise upon meeting their Maker. At that point, their ‘privilege card’ has expired.
To: HKMk23
I’m only a lowly One-legged, Multi-gendered Calvinist Who Cant Spell for Crap.We have a lot in common.
I'm an Underdeveloped, Cisgendered, Calvinist, Who Cant Spell for Crap.
Can I get a ride to church with you?
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posted on
10/05/2021 3:03:56 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Resistance is not futile!)
To: HKMk23
The Left adds more descriptors to the list everyday.
To: HKMk23
Hirsute Gender-Nonconforming Eskimo Who Can’t Spell for Crap.
That’s gotta be worth a check or two. At least a retweet?
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posted on
10/05/2021 3:05:46 PM PDT
by
NohSpinZone
(First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
To: DuncanWaring; HKMk23
... Calvinist Who Cant Spell for Crap.Wow! Another one. We've got the start of a church choir here.
And we won't be asked to write the newsletter either.
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posted on
10/05/2021 3:08:25 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Resistance is not futile!)
To: HKMk23
I’m a Kneeless Treesexual Uyghur Created By Mad Scientists.
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posted on
10/05/2021 3:09:31 PM PDT
by
left that other site
(A Man Without Self-Control is like a City Broken Into and Left Without Walls (Proverbs 25:28))
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