DeSantis Leads Florida Military Into Germany To Liberate Unvaccinated Concentration Camps

The Babylon Bee ^ | December 6, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

GERMANY—Thousands of Florida State Guard Soldiers were seen landing on German beaches this week, following orders by Governor DeSantis to liberate the concentration camps filled with unvaccinated German citizens.

"Och nein! Ze Florida Men are here!" cried the German army, as they abandoned the beach and ran for the hills. Within minutes, the Florida State Guard had taken the beach and begun moving inland.

From the mobile command center on the beaches of Normandy, Ron DeSantis was coordinating the liberation of unvaccinated Germans when two perfectly-tanned Florida soldiers threw a scared-looking private at the governor's feet.

“We caught this pansy vaccinating himself in his barracks, sir,” said one soldier.

[dontreadthis]

you can’t make this stuff up

[EvilCapitalist]

I love the Bee.

[cowboyusa]

Australia

[9YearLurker]

The BB folks are just so good!

[aspasia]

Not funny.

[fruser1]

That might actually be a good way for states to get some xtra revenue - rent out their militias as mercenaries.

[SamAdams76]

I thought that was very funny.

[353FMG]

The Florida military should have liberated the Jan 6 concentration camp inmates.

[Georgia Girl 2]

😅😅

[Russ]

So did I...

[Textide]

The Babylon Bee is extraordinarily good at making things like this up. It’s their product.

Read beyond the headline sometimes.

[liberalh8ter]

You're right…it's hilarious.

[aspasia]

You could see it that way. The reality is that there is some serious sh!t ahead, so I’m not especially charmed.

[aspasia]

The joke is shorter and weaker than what they plan.

[one guy in new jersey]

see what you did there!

[windsorknot]

The hits just keep on coming.

[liberalh8ter]

A little levity isn’t such a bad thing.

[aspasia]

Levity for the powerless.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Yes, you can.