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Chris Wallace To Move To CNN (Satire)
12/12/21 | RetgiredTexasVet

Posted on 12/12/2021 5:08:35 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Chris Wallace has announced his departure from Fox News and his move to CNN. Chris stated that he felt that he had been held back at Fox News and was excited at the opportunities offered by CNN.

Chris is really excited, a tingle down his leg excited, about the new streaming opportunity. He will be teaming with Jeffrey Toobin to offer the new streaming program "Hands All Over The News". Chris is excited about the format that will feature them zooming from home in a laid back casual atmosphere with no rules or limits on contents or presentation.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chriswallace; clintonnonnews; cnn; jeffreytoobin; pisswallace; retgired; sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 12/12/2021 5:08:35 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

THANK GOD!!!


2 posted on 12/12/2021 5:10:36 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (The 2020 election Trump victory determines the fate f America and Freedom.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Dearest FoxNews: I would love to fill in at Fox News Sunday. My first broadcast will be Ron DeSantis, RedEaglePolitics and The OfficerTatum. My panel will be ConservaTeen, Nick Sandman. Kyle Rittenhouse and Barron Trump. ๐Ÿค“


3 posted on 12/12/2021 8:09:43 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Satire??

Where ELSE would he go?


4 posted on 12/13/2021 6:34:02 AM PST by joethedrummer (We canโ€™t vote our way out of this, folks..)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Where he always belonged. ๐Ÿ˜†


5 posted on 12/13/2021 7:40:34 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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