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'The View' Replaces Republican Host With Elephant Piñata They Can Hit With Sticks All Day
The Babylon Bee ^
| December 29, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 01/01/2022 1:00:57 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
NEW YORK, NY—After a long and fruitless search for a conservative host willing to subject herself to daily appearances on The View, producers have announced that in lieu of a conservative host, they will instead bring on an elephant piñata they can hit with sticks throughout the entire show. According to sources, the other hosts are elated at the change.
"Republicans are Nazis!" said Joy Behar in the latest taping as she viciously struck the piñata with a long stick. "What do you think about that Mr. GOP Elephant? Oh, that's right—I forgot you can't talk. Because you're a dumb Republican!" THWACK!
The audience clapped and cheered as Behar destroyed the silent elephant piñata, as the "clap and cheer" sign had been turned on.
Fans of The View say they are also excited about the change, as the silent paper mâché animal will leave more space for hosts Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg to share their profound and well-thought-out opinions.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: abuse; gop; joybehar; pinata; satire; theview; whoopiegoldberg
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Pay me $100 million a month and I’ll consider going on that show. It will take about that much to make me withstand the screeching torture from Joyless Behar and Jabba the Hutt Whoopi Goldturd
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:04:17 PM PST
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Bruce Jenner would be the perfect candidate for this opportunity. The show could also have a call-in audience vote on who looks more like a man, Bruce Jenner or Joy Behar?
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:05:26 PM PST
by
Bernard
(If a school can offer varsity sports, it should also offer varsity (honors) academics.)
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
I was at the doctors office about 3 years ago, and The View was on tv in the waiting room. When I finally saw the doctor, I told him I almost put the coat rack through his tv screen. He laughed.
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:07:38 PM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(Merry Christmas Illhan!)
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Pay me $100 million a month and I’ll consider going on that show. The rule for any "conservative" View host is that they can't win any arguments.
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:08:40 PM PST
by
Drew68
(Ron DeSantis for President 2024)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“Republicans are Nazis!” said Joy Behar
All Democrats are pedophiles.
There’s a lot more evidence for that than any Republican being a Nazi.
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:09:54 PM PST
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
To: EvilCapitalist
LOL. Say, this doctors last name wouldnt be “Mengele” would it? Why would he torture his patients like that?
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:11:36 PM PST
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
I did remind him about the Hippocratic Oath.
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:13:16 PM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(Merry Christmas Illhan!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I bet the elephant wins 2 out of 3 times.
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:13:50 PM PST
by
Leep
(Freedom: "What's the big deal" -joe biden)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I had to check to see if this was the Babylon Bee... oh, wait...
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:14:19 PM PST
by
Kevmo
(I’m immune from Covid since I don’t watch TV.🤗)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Here's you guy:
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:16:24 PM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
(THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
To: Bernard
Bruce Jenner would be the perfect candidate for this opportunity....Worth considering.
To: All
Whoopi went to her doctor fearing she had Covid.
"Doc, I've lost my sense of taste," she wailed.
"Yes, that's apparent by that outfit you're wearing, he replied."
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:26:27 PM PST
by
Liz
(Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bahroom to use.)
To: Liz
Speaking of elephants, Whoopi is so fat, that when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts.
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:29:07 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The Republicans use elephant piñatas for whipping boys. They’re as despicable as democrats and the View.
Yeah I know it’s the Babylon Bee
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:32:25 PM PST
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: dfwgator
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:32:37 PM PST
by
Liz
(Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bahroom to use.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That wouldn’t be fair; the piñata would just increase the average intelligence in the room.
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:34:46 PM PST
by
drSteve78
(Je suis Deplorable. STILL)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I thought this was for real, ‘til I saw it was from the Babylon Bee.
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:35:48 PM PST
by
Eleutheria5
(Buck Foe Jiden!)
To: Bernard
There’s a place for trannies in women’s competitive sports after all. One in which they are hopelessly outmatched. I doubt that Jenner could screech idiocies as shrilly as Joy and Whoopi. Might beat them in an arm wrastling contest, but as for screeching, and screeching idiocies, and doing it shrilly, these are the world champeens.
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:38:49 PM PST
by
Eleutheria5
(Buck Foe Jiden!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
01/01/2022 1:41:17 PM PST
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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