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Bleary-Eyed Trump Stays Up All Night Deleting 'TRUTH' Posts Making Fun Of Him
The Babylon Bee ^
| February 23, 2022
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 02/27/2022 8:19:50 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
PALM BEACH, FL—Sources close to Donald Trump reported him trudging from his home office and heading straight for the espresso machine for the fourth time in as many hours, as the bleary-eyed true president had stayed up all night on his newly-launched TRUTH social media platform to delete any post making fun of him.
“Wrong! Deleted!” “I never said that! Deleted!” “Fake tan? More like fake news! Deleted!”
Exclamations such as these reverberated through the spacious Florida mansion of the nation’s favorite president throughout the night, putting all residents on edge. Melania, affected by Trump’s all-nighter, was overheard screaming to her staff that she could not Be Best if she did not get a good night’s sleep.
At around 2:00 AM, a team of TRUTH server engineers was seen requesting an audience with Trump to beg him to take a break, as Trump’s relentless culling of derogatory posts had fried at least half of their servers and prevented the tens of millions of eager Americans from signing up.
Trump then took a moment to fire the loser server engineers and replace them with true American server engineers who had what it took to Make America Great Again™. He promptly returned to the patriotic task of deleting TRUTH posts making fun of him.
At publishing time, inside sources claimed Trump was now deleting any accounts containing the words “Romney,” “Cheney,” or “DeSantis2024.”
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; deletes; florida; maralago; notfunny; palmbeach; posts; satire; swingandamiss; trump; truthsocial
[donning asbestos underwear]
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/27/2022 8:22:14 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/27/2022 8:23:45 AM PST
by
kiryandil
(China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I could probably write a script that would do the job for him in a minute or two.
I think he could afford my services.
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posted on
02/27/2022 8:23:47 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Imagine, if you will, a vaccine so safe you have to be threatened to take it. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
But then...I got sucked in again by The Bee.
The Donald probably doesn't need my services.
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posted on
02/27/2022 8:25:00 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Imagine, if you will, a vaccine so safe you have to be threatened to take it. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Babylon Bee is great but they whiffed on this one.
I still can't get on the damn thing. I have the app on my iPhone and I'm still on the waiting list, #191,428 to be exact.
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posted on
02/27/2022 8:27:12 AM PST
by
SamAdams76
(I am 32 days away from outliving Robert Reed (of Brady Bunch Fame))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The Babylon Bee is the most credible news source I know of. That is the world we live in.
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posted on
02/27/2022 8:27:54 AM PST
by
JoSixChip
(2020: The year of unreported truths; 2021: My main take away from this year? Trust no one.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I guess all the talented Babylon Bee satirists are off at CPAC, or on a well-deserved vacation.
Let me know when the funny writers return.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/27/2022 8:31:49 AM PST
by
McGruff
(A Lie Can Travel Halfway Around the World Before the Truth Puts On its Shoes.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/27/2022 8:33:27 AM PST
by
jimfree
(My 19 y/o granddaughter continues to have more quality exec experience than Joe Biden.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/27/2022 8:36:18 AM PST
by
Guenevere
(When the foundations are being destroyed what can the righteous do t)
To: Guenevere
Right! Not Funny. To be funny there has to be some truth in it, and we know Trump doesn’t care about the trolls.
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posted on
02/27/2022 8:38:42 AM PST
by
SubMareener
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/27/2022 8:43:58 AM PST
by
navymom1
To: SamAdams76
743,014. You were an early bird.
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posted on
02/27/2022 8:51:20 AM PST
by
Islander7
(There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
To: Islander7
Yes, I got my number early last Monday morning.
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posted on
02/27/2022 8:53:41 AM PST
by
SamAdams76
(I am 32 days away from outliving Robert Reed (of Brady Bunch Fame))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The BEE....almost got me!! LOL
Trump has a rigid schedule...and plenty of helpers. He's all about "designating" workers...as it should be.
To: SamAdams76
I got mine Friday night. That’s whole lot of activity.
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posted on
02/27/2022 9:06:34 AM PST
by
Islander7
(There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
To: McGruff
Time to come back home brother
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posted on
02/27/2022 9:38:29 AM PST
by
Vaduz
( )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/27/2022 10:45:33 AM PST
by
mowowie
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Truth Social doesn’t work for me .......
I don’t think anyone is posting.
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posted on
02/27/2022 12:37:37 PM PST
by
stratboy
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