Posted on 03/25/2022 1:37:25 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe
PINE BLUFF, AR—The Russian invasion of Ukraine, China’s growing military threat, and Ketanji Brown Jackson’s inability to tell men from women have contributed to growing fear that World War III may be on the horizon. In response to this increased unease, liberals have begun to cozy up to their crazy, gun-toting MAGA neighbors—just in case they need some protection when everything "hits the fan."
Gavin Gallgull and his wife Allysseeah are one such example of long-time liberals and Biden voters who are anxious to make friends with their Trump-loving neighbors, the Wessons.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Why? Their stupidity/greed/self absorption put us in this mess. And now it might kill us.
Comity only goes so far, especially if said parties have demonstrated returning that good will with ingratitude once whatever threat has passed.
The MAGA family are the Wessons. That’s a good one.
Or the Remingtons across the street.
ROFL!!!
Be gone, I never knew you.
Oh, come on! You could be a lot more helpful than that! Like, maybe suggest they paint their house bright red, and fire up their barbecue, so they can 'make nice' with any looters or killers that happen to ride into the neighborhood. Seemed to work well for the folks in that old movie...
;>)
And her maiden name was Smith.
And you know they’re horse lovers. They have a Colt out back?
Most MAGA types would be willing to hear them out, but this would quickly sour when they started on their endless list of demands, complaints and grievances. Their neighbors would then start to curse them and call them offensive names wholly unrelated to anything mentioned before, until they were invited to leave the property. The Wessons would then make several back up copies of their camera files capturing the meeting.
Sorry, MY guns can’t help you. It’s the guns fault, remember?
In my area we’ve been hearing them for long enough - these Bernie-Bots will find we have nothing to give them except this advice: move out.
Who's "we", sucka?
Smith, Wesson... and me.
No, no, no, go away, go away!
Damn! Bee got me!
That’s from when you said “Mrs Brady” and everybody didn’t think of football...
Florence used to sing America the Beautiful at the Indy 500 pre-race every year. She was a friend of the Hulman family.
”Mom...Who’s the clown in the bathroom?”
The video on the page was pretty funny.
Since the majority of our neighbors garden and perhaps a third have farm animals I presume they also prep but I do not ask.
I do know they have guns because we all go to the same area to shoot.
You’re nicer than me. I’d tell them to drop dead.
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