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Nancy Pelosi Draws Up Articles Of Impeachment Against The Pope
The Babylon Bee ^ | May 25, 2022 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/26/2022 2:13:16 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After being denied communion in her home city of San Francisco, House Speaker Pelosi has retaliated against the insult by introducing articles of impeachment against Pope Francis.

"Denying me the Eucharist is a high crime. It's not even the Pope's job to deny communion to anyone," said Pelosi to gathered reporters in Washington. "Who does he think he is? He's gone mad with power! It is, therefore, my solemn Constitutional duty to draft articles of impeachment to be sent to the Senate so Pope Francis can be tried for his crimes."

In the ensuing investigation, Congress found the Pope may have engaged in a quid pro quo, offering access to the Eucharist in exchange for not being a corrupt politician who advocates for the legal slaughter of millions of innocent babies. Political pundits are already calling on the Pope to step down if the charge is true.

"I do this with a very heavy heart, but it's the right thing to do," said Pelosi while fidgeting with her dentures. "Good morning, Sunday morning."

When pressed as to whether Congress actually has the authority to impeach a pope, Pelosi responded that "we have to impeach him first in order to find out whether we can do it."

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1 posted on 05/26/2022 2:13:16 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Bergoglio is on her side.


2 posted on 05/26/2022 2:13:51 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Pelosi: Bring back indulgences now!!

The Bee is a great asset for our country!

3 posted on 05/26/2022 2:15:42 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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4 posted on 05/26/2022 2:20:24 PM PDT by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Mind bogglingly, I’m on Nancy’s side here, but for different reasons.


5 posted on 05/26/2022 2:21:49 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Tell It Right

Well, this shows there is something that can sting Nancy Pelosi into a righteous anger and indignation.

Perhaps the Pope can giver her an indulgence by which she may partake of the Communion ceremony, but with sweet tea and a Ritz cracker.


6 posted on 05/26/2022 2:27:42 PM PDT by alloysteel (There are folks running the government who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches - Will Rogers)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

and then Nancy gets struck by Lightning ,LOL


7 posted on 05/26/2022 2:29:10 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Pope resigns in shame after being threatened with impeachment by his heroine.


8 posted on 05/26/2022 2:35:51 PM PDT by TChad ("Joe, we should evacuate the civilians before the military. You understand that, right? Joe?")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

They should excommunicate her immediately, and do it with lots of press around.


9 posted on 05/26/2022 2:39:10 PM PDT by laweeks
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To: dfwgator
Bergoglio is on her side.

Regarding abortion, this is not the case.

10 posted on 05/26/2022 2:42:10 PM PDT by viewfromthefrontier
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Interesting. What are those reasons?


11 posted on 05/26/2022 2:43:22 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Bring in Cardnial Sara!


12 posted on 05/26/2022 2:48:33 PM PDT by cowboyusa (America Cowboy up! S Matter)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

She certainly doesn’t understand Catholicism. Popes cannot be impeached.


13 posted on 05/26/2022 2:49:57 PM PDT by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: Salvation

It’s the Babylon Bee, parody.


14 posted on 05/26/2022 2:54:03 PM PDT by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Perfect!
Love it! Babylon Bee is the Best!


15 posted on 05/26/2022 3:35:12 PM PDT by djstex ( (All I Have to say.... Trump Was Right About Everything))
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To: Salvation

Nancy thinks the Pope answers to her.


16 posted on 05/26/2022 3:41:32 PM PDT by Fido969 (45 is Superman! )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Hallelujah, Babylon Bee!


17 posted on 05/26/2022 8:59:05 PM PDT by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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