Posted on 06/28/2022 1:27:10 PM PDT by dynachrome
Ghislaine Maxwell has been sentenced to 20 years in prison, in spite of her many years of faithful service to our nation's leaders.
"For decades, Maxwell served the needs of American presidents, British royalty, and US intelligence," said a spokesman for her defense team. "That they would repay her this way is cruel and ungrateful. How could they do this to her?"
Sources confirmed that Maxwell will be transported to a high-security federal prison in New York and that the names of the hundreds of powerful men she served would be withheld from public record.
"We ask that everyone respect the privacy of the many rich and powerful men who used her excellent services over the years," said a spokesperson for the Clinton Foundation who wished to remain anonymous. "Please allow them the dignity of grieving this injustice without harassment."
When reached for comment, the CIA claimed to have no idea who Ghislaine Maxwell was.
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Didn’t take long to look see for the sign of the BEE.
All those powerful men she spread for... and this is her reward!
At least AOC and Heel UP Harris got real jobs out of it!
Excellent as usual!
How true. Bigwigs will sleep soundly after her soon to announced suicide. (note the build up for the pending suicide in advance).
“Maxwell was shot, poisoned, stabbed, and drowned.”
An obvious suicide.
This article illustrates just how powerful men, white men still are in this world. Imagine you can travel many times to a private island of a known sexual predator, have sexual relations with underage children and be secure in the knowledge that other, powerful men have your back and no one will ever find out about your crimes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 is this a great world or what!!
Amazing Bill Clinton couldn’t get to the sentencing Judge for a light sentence.
Pay attention to the details. You left out shotgunned in the chest with no blood and hung from a tree with electric cord. The stabbing was no doubt with King Tut’s personal burial knife. The methods are getting pretty standardized.
I still believe the chick was some version of Mossad and I expect her lawyers have a list of names. Notice that they did negotiate themselves down to 20 years and a fine that is pocket money. We haven’t heard the last of her.
That’s not much of a retirement plan.
It’s like the old Arkansas joke, “Shouldn’t of stolen that much chain if they were going to swim across to Memphis”.
Give that woman a notepad, a pen, and a bulletproof vest, stat!
When useful idiots have served their use to the left, all that remains is the idiot. Sometimes not even that if it is too inconvenient to keep them around.
My gut says she might be desperate.
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