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SCOTUS Restroom Signs Changed To Gender-Neutral In Preparation For KBJ Arrival
The Babylon Bee ^ | 6-30-2022 | Babylon Bee Staff

Posted on 06/30/2022 11:22:14 AM PDT by servo1969

WASHINGTON, D.C. - With Ketanji Brown Jackson set to take over Justice Stephen Breyer's seat on the Supreme Court today, aides have been hard at work changing all the restroom signs to "gender-neutral" so Jackson doesn't get confused when she has to use the restroom.

"It's important to make accommodations for differently-abled non-biologists like KBJ," said SCOTUS Clerk Michael Qian. "We are excited that Ketanji will not only be here to represent women of color, but people of mental confusion as well."

The clerks will also be hard at work striking all uses of the word "woman" from cases and legal briefings passed to the newest justice, as any use of the word "woman" causes her to start stuttering in confusion and say things like "I'm not qualified for this."

At publishing time, Conservatives called for KBJ to recuse herself from all cases involving women.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bathroom; brown; jackson; ketanji; notabiologist; satire; scotus

1 posted on 06/30/2022 11:22:14 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

How will she know which room is the restroom? She’s not a plumber.

How will she even find her way around the building to where the restroom is without being an architect.


2 posted on 06/30/2022 11:23:46 AM PDT by perfect_rovian_storm
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To: servo1969

Gender? Could they be more specific? 😂🙌


3 posted on 06/30/2022 11:26:19 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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To: perfect_rovian_storm

I wonder what she sees when she looks in a mirror.


4 posted on 06/30/2022 11:27:12 AM PDT by Ed Condon (subliminal messages here in invisible ink)
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To: servo1969

LOL.

5.56mm


5 posted on 06/30/2022 11:27:22 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go.)
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To: servo1969

Make them stop!


6 posted on 06/30/2022 11:29:50 AM PDT by Dr. Franklin ("A republic, if you can keep it." )
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To: servo1969

Yep, it’s the Bee. But series, from what I’ve read, the newest USSC member must serve coffee to the others for as long as they are the newest.

Wonder if that will end when KBJ cries out she is not a house nagger.


7 posted on 06/30/2022 11:31:00 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: servo1969

For her they will need to have a set of horns on the door marked 9th Circle...


8 posted on 06/30/2022 11:31:26 AM PDT by SuperLuminal
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To: servo1969

Ok, the headline looked serious.

Then I read the first sentence and realized it was the Bee.


9 posted on 06/30/2022 11:34:27 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: servo1969

Always check to make sure it’s the Bee. I’ve been briefly suckered too many times by them.


10 posted on 06/30/2022 11:42:44 AM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: servo1969
"It's important to make accommodations for differently-abled non-biologists like KBJ,"

Now...that's funny right there.

11 posted on 06/30/2022 11:57:51 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Great minds drink alike...me and my baby havin' a hell of a night. - - BB King)
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To: servo1969


12 posted on 06/30/2022 11:58:56 AM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: servo1969

I'm sorry, what do those pictures represent? Why doesn't it just say "Sewer Access"?

13 posted on 06/30/2022 12:16:05 PM PDT by Larry - Moe and Curly (America was not designed for people to be SAFE. It was designed for people to be FREE.)
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To: Larry - Moe and Curly

Half man half women???


14 posted on 06/30/2022 12:18:30 PM PDT by VastRWCon (Fake News")
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To: servo1969

“ We are excited that Ketanji will not only be here to represent women of color, but people of mental confusion as well.”

Like their aren’t enough ding dong libtards in government already 🤪


15 posted on 06/30/2022 12:41:10 PM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it)
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To: Larry - Moe and Curly

Gibberish Restroom


16 posted on 06/30/2022 12:46:11 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: perfect_rovian_storm

It’s going to be a fun ride...!!!!


17 posted on 06/30/2022 1:45:06 PM PDT by YouGoTexasGirl ( )
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To: servo1969

The media continues to talk about the first black woman on the court. Is there a legal definition for black or woman?


18 posted on 06/30/2022 1:50:17 PM PDT by I want the USA back (To get the USA back - we have to recover from the current wave of insanity.)
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To: Larry - Moe and Curly

All those symbols are WHITE!!!


19 posted on 06/30/2022 8:04:19 PM PDT by Do_Tar (Do I really need a /sarc?)
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To: servo1969

Here comes the pronoun brigade. We’re never returning to sanity.


20 posted on 06/30/2022 8:07:49 PM PDT by JerseyDvl (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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