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If you do nothing else today then let it be watching this video. Florida man in action. I bot you will not see another story like this for a while.
1 posted on 07/06/2022 8:40:18 AM PDT by devane617
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The humblegunner of chicken hate.


2 posted on 07/06/2022 8:41:38 AM PDT by devane617 (RUN FOR LOCAL ELECTED OFFICE! COUNCIL,SCHOOL BOARD, ETC.)
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"Chickens die everyday, at Popeye's, Kentucky Fried Chicken..." Love it! Thanks for this.
4 posted on 07/06/2022 8:47:26 AM PDT by Indy Pendance
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I had three roosters, and let all our chickens free range. One day I was cracking and feeding them hickory nuts when suddenly I got nailed HARD in the back. It was a quick b-bam. Five minutes later we had only two roosters. I’m shocked this guy was even charged.


5 posted on 07/06/2022 8:48:20 AM PDT by cuban leaf (My prediction: Harris is Spiro Agnew. We'll soon see who becomes Gerald Ford, and our next prez.)
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I had a pet rooster as a kid, my Mom made me get rid of him for his crowing and pooping on the front porch.

Roosters can jump and spur you and it causes damage and hurts, usually unless you are screwing around with them, they don’t attack.


6 posted on 07/06/2022 8:48:24 AM PDT by srmanuel
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Yeah! They’ve come to snuff the rooster!


9 posted on 07/06/2022 8:53:25 AM PDT by subterfuge (I'm a pure-blood!)
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Roosters’ Lives Matter


10 posted on 07/06/2022 8:53:28 AM PDT by chuckee
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Roosters’ Lives Matter


11 posted on 07/06/2022 8:53:28 AM PDT by chuckee
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The most the man should have had to do was reimburse the neighbor for his roaster.

As usual the law favors the first complaint.

The lesson here is; if your neighbor has an aggressive animal complain to the authorities.

There after you are on record of having complained about the animal should you need to kill the offending animal.

12 posted on 07/06/2022 8:54:07 AM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)
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SSS


13 posted on 07/06/2022 8:54:44 AM PDT by rey
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Actually, he sounds a little too reasonable and ‘compos mentis’ to be a true Florida Man...


16 posted on 07/06/2022 9:00:51 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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I live on a 5 house cul de sac in a subdivision. My neighbor has a couple of roosters and some chickens. The chickens are fine. But all the neighbors wish someone would kill the roosters.


18 posted on 07/06/2022 9:06:46 AM PDT by uptowngirl
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I was in high-school and tried to take a jump on my bike and crashed hard, scarring my face up pretty bad. The kids ins school asked what happened, and I told them our chickens attacked me as a joke. I didn’t tell them the truth till later, and the story got around thst we had killer chickens lol. Once the story got around, someone asked me about the chickens, and I said “huh? What are your talkin about? I crashed my bike” lol.


19 posted on 07/06/2022 9:07:30 AM PDT by Bob434 (.)
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I’ve been thinking about getting some chickens as pets and source of fresh eggs. I worry about the smell. Do hens make a lot of noise?


24 posted on 07/06/2022 9:28:32 AM PDT by virgil (The evil that men do lives after them )
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Hi.

Cock fighting is big in Florida. Same with PA and OH.

Kill a man’s champion rooster, there is a price to be paid.

Not that I know anything about the sport.

5.56mm


26 posted on 07/06/2022 9:33:57 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go.)
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If only he choked his OWN chicken he’d be OK


32 posted on 07/06/2022 9:59:39 AM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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Ping


33 posted on 07/06/2022 10:17:59 AM PDT by Taxman (Save America!)
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I had a Rhode Island Red rooster that hated me. He was large and had spurs 6 inches long and could do considerable damage with them. We would fight and both come away bloodied. I can believe that the fellow feared for his well being.


35 posted on 07/06/2022 11:13:40 AM PDT by up hermit
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“Next thing you know, he calls the Chicken Police on me...”

There’s a sentence you don’t hear every day.


42 posted on 07/06/2022 11:30:20 AM PDT by Boogieman
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Free-range is supposed to be limited to your own property.

The owner complained about the neighbor and neighborhood children which means he apparently knew his animal wasn’t where it belonged.

False arrest. False imprisonment. Abuse of power.

If a cop came out to do the report and was attacked by a rooster, the cop would probably do the same or worse.

A decent neighbor would have apologized for the rooster attacking, said he was roasting the rooster, and then asked if the neighbor preferred white or dark meat.


67 posted on 07/06/2022 7:46:22 PM PDT by unlearner ( Si vis pacem, para bellum. Let him who desires peace prepare for war.)
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