Posted on 08/17/2022 10:42:27 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House sources say President Biden expressed sadness upon hearing that the nice blonde nurse who always follows him around every day has come down with COVID.
President Biden reportedly first realized his nurse might be sick when he sat down to watch Matlock, and after seven hours she had still not arrived to turn on the television.
"I'm sorry to hear that Nurse Abigail got the CovoPox. She'll be sorely missed," said Biden to reporters while attempting to put on his glasses but just repeatedly poking himself in the eyes with them. "I hear it's a nasty bug, so I'm grateful to have never come down with it."
President Biden then expressed hopes that his next nurse will "be a lot younger, preferably blonde, but I ain't picky, any young nurse would do, really."
Reports later surfaced that President Biden attempted to dress himself without assistance from his nurse, only to lose his shoes, tear his shirt, shove his head through a Washington mural, and eat the White House cat.
At publishing time, White House plumbers were working to remove an adult diaper from the kitchen garbage disposal.
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Hay, she’s a DOCTOR!
And a better dresser.
Gotta love the Bee!
The not-so-nice blond “doctor” who leads brandon around is not-so-fond of that nice blonde nurse.
Does she pick up after him or something?
Somebody has to fill in for the Easter Bunny.
Had me going for a second until I saw “sat down to watch Matlock”…beed again
Joe’s trying to put his coat on with the help of his “doctor” wife, then dropping his aviator glasses, was a comedy routine worthy of Charlie Chaplin!
I thought Trump got 81 million and Biden supposedly got 83 million?
I remember thinking that those two numbers added up is half the country.
And if you remove the under 18, sick, and elderly (let say a conservative 30% of the country) then it meant almost 70% turnout of eligible voters.
Ridiculous
Biden doesn't recognize, or remember, his wife now?
Just like Qaddafi, except only one hot nurse is willing to follow the sniffer.
“We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.”
The above quote is taken out of context claims MSM. Your numbers say otherwise.
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