Florida man bitten in the face by alligator

WINK News ^ | August 8, 2022 | Joey Pellegrino and CBS Miami Staff

[dfwgator]

[pepsi_junkie]

Fire rescue took the 34-year-old man to the hospital after the alligator bit his face, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission which dispatched a contracted trapper to the lake and is continuing to investigate the incident.

I was going to say 'What's to investigate?' but then I realized Florida man was involved.

[DannyTN]

LOL Nice!!

[Rock N Jones]

Give em hell, Gator !!

[Hot Tabasco]

How do you feel about the iguana infestation that is taking over S. Florida and moving northward?

[EEGator]

So can crystal meth and poverty.

[Mathews]

I lived with iggys for a long time. They don’t bother me unless they get tangled up in my radiator fan or take over my favorite outside chair. Then we have issues. I had a big one who I named Paco. He didn’t have a tail and was still 2.5 long. Old dude. He did take over one of our chairs. I didn’t argue. We used to smoke cigars and drink beer at the other chairs while he just sat there listening.

[Libloather]

Down the hatch.

[M Kehoe]

Lake Thonotosassa.

Firefighter from Pasco county. He was training for a triathlon.

There is drone video of the attack.

It’s a wow.

5.56mm

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I agree. This is Florida. That dude was dumb.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Since they’re present in all 67 counties, I’ll probably eventually see one while mowing my lawn, in which circumstance, I will promptly leave the lawn mower and go back in the damn house.

[whitney69]

You sound smart. But there is a better way:

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/08/26/man-intentionally-hit-alligator-with-lawn-mower-destroyed-active-nest-wildlife-officials-say/

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[Clay Moore]

No alligator picture from Joe Dirt??? This place is slipping.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Even when I was a kid living in FL and spending a lot of time at my Aunt and Uncles house in Tampa you did not swim in the lakes.