Posted on 08/19/2022 10:39:21 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA — As the water levels of Lake Mead continue to go down, more human remains are being found. In response to this recent development, Hillary Clinton has been spotted outside Lake Mead desperately trying to fill the lake back up with a garden hose.
"This is the fifth body they've found since May, Bill! We gotta get out there now and do something about this!" said Hillary Clinton to her husband in a panic. "Hurry, grab the hose! We have to fill the lake back up!"
According to sources, the former Senator and failed Presidential candidate was spotted connecting a hose to a public bathroom at Lake Mead and running it all the way to the shoreline.
Park Rangers say Hillary Clinton will need about 38 million more gallons of water just to bring up the water an inch. Rangers stated that they just didn't have the heart to tell her, as they've been having too much fun watching the entire ordeal play out. Some have even started placing bets on when she'll finally throw in the towel.
At publishing time, despite Hillary's efforts, the water dried up further revealing 42 more bodies, all of which had ties to the Clinton Foundation. Confronted by the media, Hillary brushed the whole thing off as a far-right conspiracy theory, while Bill actually seemed excited as if he was looking forward to some time away from Hillary.
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Troll hand is strong
By swimming?
Displacement?
Come on people.
We live on a small farm. It has a well and a pond. A few years ago we had a drought and the level of the pond dropped quite a bit. Our daughter suggested that we run a hose from our well to the pond. We still tease her about that and we did explain the whole theory of water table. And BTW, she was in her thirties when she made that suggestion.
I think she stopped caring when they started hanging them in trees
Wow, that’s freaking brilliant !
LOL
You’re funnier than the Bee writers.
About ten years back one of the guys in the office bought his first house here in southern NH out in the country with well and septic. He called one of the older guys the day after he and his wife moved in to ask:
“Who do you call to fill up your well ?”
The older guy knew he had a fish on, so he decided to play with him for awhile. He asked the younger guy if he knew where the spigot/faucet on the outside of the house was? Also, did he no where the well head was? He proceeded to instruct him how to take off the cover to the well head and hook up a hose to the spigot. He told him to give him a call back in about an hour. Meanwhile, the older guy told everybody else here in the office about the prank.
Ten years later we still kid the guy about it.
Slightly off topic but last week I posted a story from a news source about the bodies discovered in Lake Mead, and after less than a minute the thread disappeared....no explanation no nothing. Just gone.
Weird.
LMAO, another good one from the BB!
The PIAPS has no worries.
No a single person has cracked a Toon yet.
The graveyards are full of folks that have tried.
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