Posted on 10/18/2022 12:12:56 PM PDT by servo1969
TAMPA BAY, FL — Quarterback Tom Brady is growing increasingly frustrated with his offensive line after they once again failed to protect him in a brutal loss to the Steelers. Frustration changed to suspicion, however, after Brady's ex-wife Gisele was seen in a seedy alleyway slipping Bucs offensive line players wads of cash.
"This definitely isn't what it looks like," said Gisele when questioned by reporters. "I'm just offering this wonderful offensive line some extra compensation so they'll do a great job protecting Tom! Yeah, that's totally what this is!"
Conspiracy theorists have already been floating the theory that Brady's ex-wife is paying off players after several instances of offensive linemen standing up and making a wide hole so Brady could be sacked by at least 5 opposing players. Some witnesses say they saw linemen even extending their feet to trip Brady as he tries to escape the collapsing pocket.
Players and coaches insist there is no merit to these theories. "We just really suck at playing football. That's all there is to it," said one Bucs player while casually shoving a wad of twenties in his jock strap. "Hopefully we'll get better someday, I dunno."
At publishing time, sources close to Gisele say she doubled her reward for anyone who can orchestrate any injury that might force Brady to retire as he promised.
Hahahahahahaha
On dating sites Gisele was caught direct messaging Brady’s prospective dates: trust me, they’re not inflated
Ok
Three great kids and a lot of living in common. I hope they h calm down and realize they both really like pina coladas.
The king of what. Steve Young outperformed Joe Montana with the same team.
How many Division titles? how many super bowls?
Great quarterback and fun to watch but an also ran.
Agreed. The consensus is pretty solid, it’s Brady.
In another 20 or 30 years, it might well be someone else with more Super Bowls, more MVP trophies, more touchdowns, yards, wins, all of that.
But right now, it is Tom Brady.
Joe Montana 4 SB wins in 4 appearances. Steve Young 1 SB win in 1 appearance.
Montana is tied for second with Bradshaw in SB wins. Brady leads with 7. Highly unlikely we will see anyone break Brady’s record in our remaining lifetimes unless one is quite young.
Josh Allen is only 26, so maybe he has 3 or 4 in him.
Chick looks like a dude.
If it makes you feel better about it, absolutely.
Okay! Maybe I was wrong on the whole Steve Young better the Joe Montana thing. I stand corrected
I’m thinking Gisele is giving out cash to the Packers offensive line, too.
Josh Allen is fun to watch.
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