Rob Schneider on Pelosi Hammer Attack

Twitter ^ | 11/1/2022 | Rob Schneider

[MountainWalker]

"I just heard that over 50 former intelligence officers signed a letter saying the Pelosi gay hammer attack rumors have all the hallmarks of a Russian gay hammer attack disinformation campaign."

[MountainWalker]

LOLOL

[Red Badger]

😂🤣👌👍😉😜🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️...................................

[Sicon]

Wait, people can actually make jokes on Twitter now?!

[Macoozie]

Nicely done!

too funny

[ArtDodger]

Interesting how the perp was not charged with breaking and entering....Almost as if he were invited in.

[blueunicorn6]

Good one.

[Nifster]

Now that’s just plain funny

[FlingWingFlyer]

Hammergate has all the Hallmarks of the “Bad Day At Uvalde.” Law enforcement showed up BEFORE THE CRIME WAS COMMITTED and became spectators and witnesses to the crime. That’s a friggin’ hoot.

[RedMonqey]

He was charged with burglary.

Heard on the press conference.

[lizma2]

I can’t believe there was no staff there.

Harmeet Dhillon said the house is staffed even when no one is there!!

[DJ MacWoW]

Were they singing along? Queen - Hammer To Fall

[gibsonguy]

“I can’t believe there was no staff there“

I’ll bet There was no staff for the same reason there was no driver when Pelosi hit a guy when he was drunk driving. To keep what was really going on a secret.

[SunkenCiv]

"I just heard that over 50 former intelligence officers signed a letter saying the Pelosi gay hammer attack rumors have all the hallmarks of a Russian gay hammer attack disinformation campaign."

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[V K Lee]

Interesting, that.
Yet he was charged with attempted kidnapping.

Questions have arisen:
With no car available, how was he to transport
kidnapped victim? Zip ties and in his underwear?

He would he take victim? His schoolbus?

Seriously, if SNL does no replay in making a skit of this
ridiculus crime, it will never be watched again.

[Eleutheria5]

The hammer was...gay? And Russian?

[GOPJ]

Wait, people can actually make jokes on Twitter now?!

YES - AND the BABYLON BEE IS WELCOMED. IT'S A NEW AND WONDERFUL DAY.

Thank YOU Elon Musk...

[SunkenCiv]

Sounds like it must have been a ball peen hammer.

[Eleutheria5]

Well, those claw hammers are too grabby, and those jack hammers are too fast.

[Eleutheria5]

He was going to sling her over his shoulder in a fireman’s lift, and then run like hell. Naturally./shocked disbelief trying to form sarcasm. “Attempted”?

[rlmorel]

“In Soviet Russia, Hammer attacks YOU!”