Posted on 12/01/2022 3:52:08 AM PST by servo1969
OAKS, PHILADELPHIA — The Kennel Club‘s annual dog show competition was taken by storm this year by first-ever trans furry competitor Blake Ruff. The decision was made unanimously by judges to award Mr. Ruff with the event‘s most coveted title of ‘Best In Show'. According to sources, Blake Ruff had never won a single competition of any sort in his life until realized that he's not a mediocre adult male — he's actually a Blue Alaskan Malamute.
"Recognizing who I truly am has been a liberating journey!" said Mr. Ruff hiking his leg and urinating on the public sidewalk. "I've always been a dog on the inside and now the world can finally see the real me!"
"I still can't believe we made it, Blake-y! We did it boy you won!" said Chaz Brown, Blake's handler and trainer, as he commanded Blake to roll over for another belly rub. "Working with this breed has been the crowning achievement and greatest joy of my life! I've never met such a smart Alaskan Malamute in my life."
Other competitors complained that allowing a grown man in a dog costume to compete made a mockery of this prestigious event. The Kennel Club responded by immediately disqualifying all nay-sayers and permanently banning them from future competitions for their bigoted attack against the trans community.
At publishing time, Blake Ruff had been arrested for sexual misconduct at an elementary school until he explained that it was okay because he's a dog and that's just what dogs do when they're nervous.
Bab Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee .... I was worried for a few seconds.
LOL!!
That is good satire!
Classic
Great one by the Bee.
The Babylon Bee 🐝:
Satire Today. Reality Tomorrow.
It can, and probably will, happen.
Ten years ago, did anyone think that in 2022, parents would be taking their 5-9 year old children to "tranny shows" at bars and clubs?
That little girls would be commercially posing with a teddy bear in masochist leather and chains?
That the Sec of Trans would be the male 'wife' of another fag? Well, OK with that one.
10 years ago, did anyone think a school would provide a litter box to a student ‘furry’?
Come in, man! It's perfectly OK for a 29-year old male trans-furry to hump the leg of a 8-year old school girl!
Didn’t get me, necessarily. Did immediately check, however, to see if it was BB. Had to make sure it was worth clicking through. Only top-shelf satire consumed here. One must have standards.
Trans furry. That’s funny right there.
Thanks Bee for the laugh!
Woof!
We had a ‘Furry’ hang out here at
FREEREPUBLIC!
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Digging Bones.
Thank God it’s the Bee. I was worried we’d fallen off the cliff. I think the fatass fake ‘girl’ that “won” the beauty pagent was pretty much the low point so far.
Ya’ll don’t understand. The Bee is not satire. It’s Prophesy.
As it is written, so shall it Bee.
Was his handler Sam Brinton?
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