Posted on 12/05/2022 6:07:10 AM PST by sodpoodle
I thought that since it is "Open Season" for health plans that you might wish to reconsider any financial downgrades or upgrades that you may have been contemplating in your present plan. Makes sense to have the best health plan you can afford. Here is a recent story which may influence your decisions
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained,
"I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman...
As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan
What was risque about comparing health plans?
Asking for a friend....
The best “health plan” is a good wife like God intended.
Have you seen some of the nurses these days?
Many are not even women.
careful what you wish for- lots of nurses are guys/gays/fubar.
Many are not even women.
Think “Gerald Dean.”
You funny
Are you sure you’re really not a dirty old man?
I always wondered what they did at the sperm bank when a guy with no arms shows up.
Nowadays it’s even worse - what do they do when a chick shows up?
Oh yeah, I called them on Saturday afternoon.
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