Born dumb!
As dumb as they come, dumb!
Not dumber than some, dumb,
But dumber than all!
Posted on 02/09/2023 8:59:33 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a tense Congressional Hearing, deductive polymath Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez put a widespread conspiracy theory to rest when she vocally insisted that there were no hysterectomies being performed on minors because most of them are too busy working in the mines anyway.
The truth-filled gavel drop utterly destroyed the claim by conservatives that the Boston Children's Hospital was performing the irreparable surgeries on minors.
"How can minors find the time to travel via minecart to far-away Boston when they're busy mining for coal, iron, and lapis lazuli," explained Ocasio-Cortez to an awestruck chamber. "And it's not just minors who aren't getting hysterectomies; neither are lumberjacks, farmers, nor blacksmiths."
The phenom of reason and intellect then adjusted her smart-looking glasses and conceded that yes, some villagers did receive hysterectomies, but only if they had enough emeralds, which were hard to come by because they were "even more rarer than diamonds."
At publishing time, Rep. Ocasio-Cortez had stunned all by pointing out hysterectomies weren't even real because no one had hysters in their bodies in the first place.
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I want to hear AOC say, “Lapis lazuli.”
The ex-males say this is one of the most difficult procedures they dread.
OK, this is how stupid we think A0C is. How many of us really started to read the article before we noticed the Babylon Bee by-line?
Libtards believe her
Hand raised.
I expect her stupidity is boundless.
” then adjusted her smart-looking glasses “
Best line there. Those airhead “I have glasses, i must be smort” things really piss me off. Øbowels’s female mouthpieces seem to have started the fake glasses thing.
used to laugh at movies where the acore clearly (no pun) had plain glass, you could tell by the reflection. That was a role, not an attempt to look intelligent.
I’ve learned the hard way to always check.
The new operation on male patients is misterectomes.
I nearly didn’t see who did this. I almost took this story seriously.
Bread goes into the toaster.
Toast comes out.
Where did the bread go?
And on born-female, think-they’re-males, the operation is an addadicktome.
Lordy how I love The Bee
Well, they can pay in Bitcoin. You’ve heard of Bitcoin miners, haven’t you? The woman’s a genius.
Headline alone got me.
Not guilty. I haven’t looked at the article.
Born dumb!
As dumb as they come, dumb!
Not dumber than some, dumb,
But dumber than all!
When I initially saw this headline, I thought it was real, because AOC really is that dumb.
I always check, because even the BB can't keep up with what comes out of the left these days. Heck, even Bill Maher is calling them out.
New Rule: A Woke Revolution | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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