Posted on 05/29/2023 8:44:13 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
Archeologists have uncovered what they believe are the final remains of Sodom and Gomorrah's beloved Target store.
"You could still make out the display for tuck-friendly tunics," said Dr. Sally Mcneil. "It's clear these perverted rapists were massive Target fans."
According to the Israeli excavators, researchers began searching for a possible Target store after unearthing hundreds of pairs of yoga pants. "We knew we had to be close," said Dr. McNeil. "As soon as we found the sign saying 'Satan Respects Pronouns', we knew we'd found it. Our survey indicates the Sodomites had installed curbside pick-up to the south, and a gender mutilation station for children at the north entrance. It was really a very modern society, not so different from our own."
Further research at the dig site led researchers to believe the heavenly fire that burned up Sodom and Gomorrah may have struck the Target store first. "Everyone says Target smells nice, right up until the point sulfur begins raining from the sky," said team member Adrian Maldonado.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Now that’s much better BB. They were in a bit of a slump.
There were also curious carving of names like “Biden” and “Obama”.
:-)
I'm sure they'll uncover the remains of a bathhouse soon enough.
ChatGPT wrote this article and when questioned said it was absolutely true.
Wow, that is sharp, stinging humor.
“The idiom is “it depends on whose ox is being gored.” The meaning is that we are more likely to take offense to a dubious comment or action when that comment or action is directed against what we see as our own interests. For example, we might think that it is inappropriate to call the President of the United States a ‘pig-faced liar,’ if we support that president. If the same comment is directed at a president we don’t support, we are more likely to overlook it or even defend it.”
From Wiki…
Zackly right. I thought their poke at Trump about only idiots living in Florida. Some people can’t handle the truth - or a joke, when it exposes their own biases. Based on his own comments about Florida, Trump absolutely set himself up for that one.
ChatGPT wrote this article and when questioned said it was absolutely true.
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I see your join date is 2008.
Don’t you have a date to fit mike Obama’s tuck swim suit today ?
Dr. Francis Collins has discovered a several foot layer of radioactive ash at the real Sodom and Gommorah
"Jesus never spoke about homosexuality in The Bible ..."
[/weak pathetic response]
The cooking aisle is almost entirely made up of pillars of salt...
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