Posted on 06/16/2023 10:51:36 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Speaking from the White House, President Biden announced his administration's bold plan to require all wildfires be electric by 2025.
"My administration is committed to fighting pancakes, I mean climate change, and today we announce our boldest initiative yet!" mumbled the President to a group of dolls gathered in his closet he mistook for reporters gathered on the White House lawn. "By 2025, all wildfires will be powered exclusively by clean, electric energy. Gotta do it, folks! Not a joke! I wonder what that redhead smells like!"
The Biden team unveiled details of the plan, including new statutes mandating all wildfires obtain permits for electric usage before being allowed to burn down acres of forest land.
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Every time a wildfire is permitted, the Grid will go down.
Mom Nature will be forced to have wildfires without permits, and the Grid will still go down anyway.
Ahahaahahaahaaaaa! For both the title and your pithy assessment!
All battery fires will be electric too. And there won’t be any Lithium left to treat maniacs.
Worse, there won't be any Lithium left to fuel Thermonuclear weapons!
it's getting harder and harder to stay out in front of the big guy.. but they manage..
I would not be surprised to see this headline in the times next week.
God save the queen.
Fantastic headline! That is a good one...made me laugh.
One of the best BB yet!
The Grid is it’s own enemy here in California in the hot summers transformers go off like pop corn burns self to a crisp.
Biden wants to expand the problem I think he reads to many of his old Buck Rogers comic books.
You are correct, and it's almost entirely due to lack of Upgrades, Modernization, Capacity and Maintenance.
PG&E Big Shot Bonuses and Perks are much more important.
So that’s what Biden calls himself now!
Agree
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