Zelensky Admits He Already Spent The Next 3 Accounting Errors

The Bee ^ | June 21, 2023 (It's gonna be a long day)

[Navy Patriot]

KYIV — After it was revealed that an accounting error inadvertently sent another $6.2 billion to Ukraine, President Zelensky admitted he has already spent all the money from the accounting error as well as the money from the next three accounting errors.

"I need the U.S. to please produce more accounting errors quickly," said Zelensky. "We are out of money again, and we will need these to kill Russians and pay off the mortgage on my island resort. Democracy and freedom depend on it."

Sources in the Pentagon confirmed that the $6.2 billion error was "totally an accident" and that the money is already spent and completely untraceable. In an official statement, a Pentagon spokesperson said: "Woopsie! I guess these things just happen. No one will be held accountable. Have a nice day."

[Navy Patriot]

Apparently, Zelensky has purchased several new pairs of high heels, ... not for his "wife".

[Kazan]

And, some more cocaine and another mansion.

[mountainlion]

Spent or laundered?

[Grampa Dave]

Zelensky Admits He Already Spent The Next 3 Accounting Errors

The Bee ^ | June 21, 2023 (It’s gonna be a long day

Fortunately, I learned a long time ago to never be sipping my coffee while reading a BB.

[stanne]

Apparently these characters don’t think the American people can spot an out of control extortion situation from a mile away.

[Allegra]

"I need the U.S. to please produce more accounting errors quickly," said Zelensky. "We are out of money again, and we will need these to kill Russians and pay off the mortgage on my island resort. Democracy and freedom depend on it."

😂😂🤣🤣

[PGR88]

[rdcbn1]

Yeah, some of our stockpiles of war reserves have been depreciated to close to zero. So if we give Ukraine a 100 billion dollar budget, he can get ALL of our reserves of Javelins, stingers and Patriots. Plus all of our F117 stealth fighters, those have been depreciated to zero long ago. Maybe some of our old B-52s and plus a few old F-22s and maybe one of our older aircraft carriers that we are about to retire. Those old bad boys have serious negative value given the costs of decommission. Hell, we should be paying the Z Man a couple of billions just for taking them off our hands.

This is insanity

[Navy Patriot]

You are experienced and wise!

[Grampa Dave]

On some things and at some times.

[Navy Patriot]

And Humble.

[allwrong57]

On top of everything, the reason we are giving the extra billions is because they’re on the books for less than replacement cost. In other words we give them the 6 billion in equity, then replace them at the current price.

We give them the ones that were purchased for $3B less, then replace them for $6B. It’s pretty much the same as selling your neighbor your 65 Vette for $5k cause that’s what it cost new, then buying one to replace it at a Barrett Jackson auction for $165000. We are governed by some seriously stupid MF’ers!

[McGruff]

Minus 10 percent.