Posted on 07/14/2023 10:18:33 PM PDT by nickcarraway
The Taos County Sheriff's Office has offered safety tips for campers in the area due to a Bigfoot warning. The tips are the "do's and don'ts" if you happen to encounter one.
The warning states that the species are coming down from the high country to the Kern River to hunt for fish and vegetation. If you happen to see one, here's what they are saying to do:
Do's
Go about your business
Take photos documenting the event
Don'ts
Do not run toward or away from Bigfoot
Do not yell
Do not try to feed Bigfoot
The sheriff's office also said that the species will not enter an occupied camp or harm people. If an encounter happens, the public has been asked to report it to the closest ranger station.
Light ‘em up I say. Should be no problem.... unless of course the “bigfoot” is some guy in a monkey suit scaring people.
Tourism must be down in the Taos area.
I just want them to wear name tags. I never know if it’s a Sasquatch or a Yeti.
Is that you, Gary?
This is very helpful information. But what I want to know is what to do if I run into an alien from outer space.
My advice would be SHOOT IT DEAD. Can you imagine the fame for being the person to FINALLY bag a bigfoot and to be able to put the speculation to bed once and for all?
The next thing you know the gubmint will be telling us that UFOs are real!
They will probably be charged with insurrection.
Don’t like your tone.
No Kern River in Taos County. There is one in California, Bakersfield area IIRC. Got to be a spoof someone high on pot put out to the public.
Is this phony Big Foot nonsense all the Taos County Sheriff’s Office has to boost their importance.
Shoot, shovel and shut up. Five minutes after you announce finding one the Department of Interior will declare your entire state a "Megapod Reserve" to protect the bigfeet (bigfoots?) and prohibit all human development.
Also, if you find a bigfoot do not offer it a Bud Light. Just because you can't tell what's going on underneath their fur doesn't mean that they are confused.
Bigfeet are big biz.
Two new Breitbart topic suggestions: Big Foot (All the Art Bell stuff) and Big Guy (Spotlight on all the wrong perpetrated by elected officials at the State and Federal levels).
Showdown of the Century: Bigfoot vs. Big Guy (My money is on Bigfoot if he appears.)
Biden now heading to Taos Co in case there is a child Bigfoot….so much hair to sniff.
Taos County is perhaps the weirdest in the country.
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