Posted on 08/10/2023 10:35:59 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
As evidence of bribery and corruption by the Biden family continues to mount, Democrat lawmakers in the nation's capital have expressed heavy skepticism, saying they will need a lot more than just eyewitnesses, financial records, audio and video recordings, and admissions of guilt from parties involved for them to believe any of it.
"Nah, I'm not buying it," said California Congressman Eric Swalwell. "If you're wanting me to believe President Biden and his family have been involved in a far-reaching money-for-favors scheme for years, you'll need to show me a lot more than rock-solid, irrefutable evidence. If the Biden family was corrupt, I think I would have heard about it from my Chinese spy girlfriend."
The Biden administration maintains absolute innocence, despite an ever-growing collection of evidence that would indicate otherwise. "The President and his family have done nothing wrong," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is a woman and also black and also gay. "It's completely normal for families to enrich themselves by selling political influence to foreign corporations and governments. Any assertion to the contrary is simply Republicans grasping at straws. Also, I will not be taking any more questions regarding bribery allegations."
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Who ya gonna believe?
ME or your lyin’ eyes?.......................
Lol I absolutely believed the headline.
This isn’t even satire.
NOTHING short of a Perry Mason-like outburst where the Leftists jump up and scream “We’re Guilty! Punish us!” will result in any consequences.
I cannot say aloud what should happen to all of those people from 2015 through today.
I agree...more then once has a FAKE news story turn out to be true
It may be a long time in the future, but eventually at some point people will look back at this time and give an honest assessment of what has been happening.
I think it will be seen as the equivalent of witch burning — people believed that stuff? People did that stuff? How is that possible?? How primitive were they?
Agent Smith will definitely believe his own lying eyes, unfortunately.
Democrats don’t care because it doesn’t advance the cause of The Revolution.
The Issue Is Never The Issue!
Joey B could be caught coming out of a motel 6 with a child and a donkey and the dems wouldn’t care.
does anybody really think this is al going away with another election at this point?
These guys just executed a 75 yr old -and will have no repercussions
It's the only media source you can trust.
This may be the zenith of humor…every single word is unerringly accurate and truthful . It may be the epitome of nonfiction writing.
“ NOTHING short of a Perry Mason-like outburst where the Leftists jump up and scream “We’re Guilty! Punish us!” will result in any consequences.”
Nope, even that is not enough.
Maybe if that Richard Maddow dude says it?
I thought this was a Bab Bee article on first read.
Oh crap, it IS a Bee
article! It’s my early onset bambeezlement kicking in.
ROFL!!!
Where’s the satire here? This looks almost like straight news reporting.
The democrats party is in a fast burn hoping to put it out with hot air.
The Bee may become a Public Service Newspaper (it is free), while maintaining a sense of humor.
The Bee's Newsroom just might be a very fun place to work.
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