Posted on 09/21/2023 6:35:01 AM PDT by dynachrome
In a shocking move, Ukraine announced today that they have hired trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney as their official military spokesperson.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced the decision at a press conference today, stating, "In these trying times, we need a professional like Dylan to come in and be the face of Ukraine. He's someone that people unanimously respect after seeing how he masterfully handled his role as a Bud Light brand ambassador. Speaking of which, Bud Light is now the official beer of the Ukrainian army."
Mulvaney has committed to handling one of the most critical geopolitical crises of our time by making disturbing TikTok videos about how little girls love Abrams tanks. "On day 400 of being a girl, I discovered my love for F-16 fighter jets," said Mulvaney. "Yay for being a girl and yay for cluster munitions!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Bud is sending all the beer they have in their warehouses to help Zelensky.
And they can both play the piano together.
That’s a way to end the war quickly...with a Russian victory.
Best NOT to give that grifter Zelensky any ideas...
Almost fell for it.
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