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The Babylon Bee Writers Are Going On Strike - Here Are Our Demands
the babylon bee ^
| Sept. 29 2023
| the Babylon Bee
Posted on 09/30/2023 11:16:17 AM PDT by xp38
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Only 22 demands? Those are rookie numbers
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posted on
09/30/2023 11:16:17 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
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posted on
09/30/2023 11:20:59 AM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho have got to go)
To: xp38
Pay? What, pay these ink-stained wretches? Are there no workhouses?
To: xp38
Bet there is never a dull moment in this workplace. Wonder how many ribs hurt at quitting time. lol
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posted on
09/30/2023 11:28:14 AM PDT
by
Openurmind
(The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
To: xp38
It must be a blast in that office. Probably similar to the way the Simpsons was in the first several seasons.
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posted on
09/30/2023 11:30:58 AM PDT
by
stevio
(Fight until you die.)
To: xp38
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posted on
09/30/2023 11:32:09 AM PDT
by
Seaplaner
(Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never...in nothing, great or small...Winston ChurchIill)
To: xp38
You’ll eat those words when Biden joins you on the picket line.
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posted on
09/30/2023 11:41:07 AM PDT
by
nagant
To: xp38
Can we at least get them that Iron Maiden pinball machine for crying out loud???
To: xp38
....and make society stop rendering satire impossible!
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posted on
09/30/2023 12:02:58 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Blue Highway
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posted on
09/30/2023 12:04:19 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: stevio
It must be a blast in that office.I was thinking the same, so unlike many offices these days.
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posted on
09/30/2023 12:30:19 PM PDT
by
ConservativeInPA
(Vacate the chair. Shutter the government until it can be correctly defunded.)
To: xp38
Re #22: “In journalism and blogging, a listicle is an article that is structured as a list, which is often fleshed out with additional text relating to each item. A typical listicle will prominently feature a cardinal number in its title, with subsequent subheadings within the text itself reflecting this schema. The word is a portmanteau derived from list and article. A ranked listicle implies a qualitative judgement, conveyed by the order of the topics within the text.”
Ok, I’m done for today. I met my goal of leaning one new thing every day.
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posted on
09/30/2023 12:51:12 PM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
To: xp38
No more asking us to use the new fax cover sheet or to come in on Sunday.
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posted on
09/30/2023 12:56:28 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: xp38
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posted on
09/30/2023 12:59:31 PM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
(The only way to secure your own future is to create it yourself. 111 is the key.)
To: xp38
Look for the union label.
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posted on
09/30/2023 1:13:49 PM PDT
by
Mark
(DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
To: Mark
hm... in this case, it’s onion label.
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posted on
09/30/2023 1:31:09 PM PDT
by
1_Rain_Drop
( ~~ TRUMP is right about EVERYTHING ! ~~ )
To: xp38
meh... Since the Bee supports Desantis. the writers should quit the strike and just quit.
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posted on
09/30/2023 1:35:18 PM PDT
by
1_Rain_Drop
( ~~ TRUMP is right about EVERYTHING ! ~~ )
To: Liz; ShadowAce
7. The company will no longer hire male writers based on hotness
8. Must offer actual benefits instead of just the promise of an annual high-five
9. Kyle agrees to stop walking by our desks saying “Working hard or hardly working?”
11. Weekend visits with family
12. One can of Yuban coffee
18. Increase the party planning committee budget to $50
19. Y2K-compliant computers
20. A window
21. Replace us with AI. Please. And as soon as pos
_______________________________
ping
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posted on
09/30/2023 1:44:00 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
(MSNBC bimbos and pretentious 'men': "THE ELITE " ARE NOT "THE 1%". MAGA's not Marxist/Class envy..)
To: GOPJ
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posted on
09/30/2023 1:59:29 PM PDT
by
Liz
(As Robert Louis Stevenson told Dems: “I regard you with an indifference bordering on aversion.")
To: xp38
17. 4-hour games of Catan on Wednesdays are now optional Totally unreasonable.
Should be the entire day.
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posted on
09/30/2023 2:05:20 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Keep America Beautiful by keeping Canadian Trash Out. Deport Jennifer Granholm!)
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