Posted on 01/14/2024 11:18:42 AM PST by dayglored
ARLINGTON, VA — In an announcement that comes on the heels of history-making achievements in flight crew diversity, aerospace giant Boeing has revealed its new aircraft features larger lavatories so all-female crews can go to the bathroom together.
Similar to the celebration of aircraft manned by an all-female crew, the announcement of extra-large bathrooms aboard the new airplanes was hailed as an enormous step forward that will allow these female flight crews to continue the time-honored-yet-mysterious tradition of women traveling to the bathroom in groups.
"Our groundbreaking female crew members have spoken, and we have heard them," said Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun. "Never again shall any female member of our flight crews worry about having to go to the lavatory alone. Why do women do that? I have no idea, but they'll now be able to do it on board our new aircraft."
When reached for comment, a female airline pilot expressed excitement over the decision. "We just keep making history every day it seems," said Captain Nancy Green. "You men will never understand why we all go to the bathroom in groups, but the fact that Boeing has made it possible to do it 35,000 feet above the ground is truly an amazing milestone."
At publishing time, the initial flight of the new Boeing model resulted in unexpected controversy due to calls from terrified passengers after the all-female flight crew left the plane unattended mid-flight to all go to the bathroom together.
> ...the time-honored-yet-mysterious tradition of women traveling to the bathroom in groups...
You know it's true.
I’ve read more than enough serious, depressing stuff today, time for some funny stuff!
I predict a huge spike in the number of obese mile high club members.
It’s all fun & games until someone loses an eye during some turbulence.
I was going to post: “finally a comfortable spot for the mile high club meetings!”…..
Nikki Haley and other female politicians who are on the take from Boeing need a place to go.
Guy#1: Hey I'll be right back, gonna hit the men's room.Guy#2: Oooh, good idea, I'll come along with you.
Guy#1: Umm, I don't need help, thanks.
It is!
My girlfriends and I did that all of the time.
And no, I’m not telling you why ;)
I saw this happen hundreds of times (decades ago when I was "going out" a lot). I generally attributed it to one or more of the following:
Mysterious!
It’s their union meetings.
Even when unplanned simultaneous access occurs, guys always follow the alternate-urinal rule.
Or if it's not possible to simply alternate, here's a handy guide.
Picking the Right Urinal (The Man's Book): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR-qQxA6qoA
With the arrival of new plane orders over the next couple of years I expect to see notes from passengers referring to the huge on-board latrines and wondering if there was anyone left in the cockpit.
Yes, it is true, but we don’t go into the same stall!
Sad thing is that I was a few sentences in before I realized it was the Bee.
In public places like movie theaters and restaurants it is a protective measure which has become more necessary with the advent of male “trannies” in the ladies’ room.
:)
To tell you the truth, I cannot give you a reason; we just have always done that.
I’ve got a meeting in the ladies room
I’ll be back real soon
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