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Apple’s Vision Pro buyers upset to discover that VR porn doesn’t work: ‘$3,500 chastity belt’
NY Post ^ | 2-5-24 | Shannon Thaler

Posted on 02/05/2024 7:06:56 PM PST by dynachrome

Apple’s much-heralded Vision Pro has left a segment of buyers disappointed after they discovered that the high-priced device will not play any VR porn.

The Vision Pro prevents users from accessing the immersive explicit content, leading one frustrated user to dub it a “$3,500 chastity belt.”

An entire Reddit thread has already sprouted on the social media site and is dedicated to trying to skirt around the Vision Pro’s X-rated guardrails, according to 404 Media.

“I am sure someone will eventually come out with an app that allows that, none are available at launch, and you can’t use the native web browser to access sites either,” the person wrote on Reddit.

The same user who gave the virtual reality headset the nickname declared that “you can’t play NSFW [not safe for work] VR on Apple’s new product yet.”

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: apple; dangit; headset; manosphere; mgtow; redpill; slutwalk; vr
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Back to cat videos I guess.
1 posted on 02/05/2024 7:06:56 PM PST by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome
I don't know why, but the title simply made me snort aloud!!!!

Any new technology will be instantly harnessed for porn!

The Internet is for Porn!"

2 posted on 02/05/2024 7:09:59 PM PST by rlmorel ("The stigma for being wrong is gone, as long as you're wrong for the right side." (Clarice Feldman))
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To: dynachrome

Honestly, what other reason do you have to need such a private screen?


3 posted on 02/05/2024 7:11:09 PM PST by Jonty30 (In a nuclear holocaust, there is always a point in time where the meat is cooked to perfection. )
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To: dynachrome
Of course they bought it for porn. You ever notice how porn is always at the forefront of new technologies?

The VCR, the Internet, AI....all became mainstream technology advances thank to porn.

4 posted on 02/05/2024 7:11:40 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: dynachrome

Stupid Cat Videos are the Best 👌


5 posted on 02/05/2024 7:12:59 PM PST by Big Red Badger (The Truman Show)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Hahahahahahahaha!

"...Representatives for Apple did not immediately respond to The Post’s request for comment..."

6 posted on 02/05/2024 7:14:08 PM PST by rlmorel ("The stigma for being wrong is gone, as long as you're wrong for the right side." (Clarice Feldman))
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To: Jonty30

I remember there was a movie some years back called “Brainstorm” where the great advance was that they found a way to record people’s experiences and play them back to people wo others could actually experience them inside their brains.

The first “victim” of the technology was some guy working for the company who got his hands on the first sex recorded that way, and figured out how to splice the thing into a loop...

When they found him the next morning still wearing the device running the playback in a loop, he was a quivering mass of protoplasm, and his brain was fried!


7 posted on 02/05/2024 7:19:20 PM PST by rlmorel ("The stigma for being wrong is gone, as long as you're wrong for the right side." (Clarice Feldman))
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To: dynachrome

The story here is that Apple is censoring what you can watch on this device and even what websites you can go to.

I wonder if you can watch Matt Walsh’s “What is a Woman?” on it.

And if you can now, does Apple guarantee no political censorship in the future?


8 posted on 02/05/2024 7:20:24 PM PST by Alvin Diogenes
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To: Jonty30

“Honestly, what other reason do you have to need such a private screen?”

It is more than just a private screen. VR users often get engrossed in the interactive environment and become oblivious that their movements are being observed by others.


9 posted on 02/05/2024 7:23:00 PM PST by TexasGator
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To: Big Red Badger
"Stupid Cat Videos are the Best 👌"

Kitties agree...


10 posted on 02/05/2024 7:23:13 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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To: dynachrome

Well, that’s a good think in my book. Go after the real deal, not some VR broad.


11 posted on 02/05/2024 7:23:56 PM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: rlmorel

The navy would rotate movie reels to the various ships. Often the best scenes were cut out and sliced into a new reel of “best hits”.


12 posted on 02/05/2024 7:26:03 PM PST by TexasGator
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To: Alvin Diogenes
The story here is that Apple is censoring what you can watch on this device and even what websites you can go to.

Steve Jobs came under a lot of criticism for denying access to porn on Apple products but to his credit, he wouldn't budge on the subject.

It's their product; anyone who doesn't like it can make their own.

13 posted on 02/05/2024 7:28:12 PM PST by Captain Walker ("It is infinitely better to have a few good Men, than many indifferent ones." - George Washington)
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To: rlmorel

Natalie Wood’s last movie.


14 posted on 02/05/2024 7:29:43 PM PST by Ken H (Trump 2024)
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To: rlmorel

I remember that. Totally plausible.


15 posted on 02/05/2024 7:30:28 PM PST by gibsonguy
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To: dynachrome

Well, that ought to set the development of the VR market back a decade or two. Rule 34 applies.


16 posted on 02/05/2024 7:32:20 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Robert DeLong
Are you sure?


17 posted on 02/05/2024 7:33:02 PM PST by BipolarBob (Pray for Mother Russia.)
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To: TexasGator

Good way to get robbed.


18 posted on 02/05/2024 7:33:15 PM PST by Jonty30 (In a nuclear holocaust, there is always a point in time where the meat is cooked to perfection. )
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

The VCR, the Internet, AI....all became mainstream technology advances thank to porn.

Even Rush Limbaugh mentioned the same thing several years ago. Regardless what anyone may say or think, either directly or indirectly sex always has been the main driving force in the life cycle of humans since they been around and will continue for the foreseeable future.


19 posted on 02/05/2024 7:33:54 PM PST by Saintgermain
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To: dynachrome

You can probably watch two big cats mating on National Geographic.
I mean, if you wanted to.


20 posted on 02/05/2024 7:34:37 PM PST by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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